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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

The Biscuit Kid Posted:

Why is INCIT full of fabulous persons today?

You did not ask for advice, but I shall give it to you. Perhaps if you left INCIT the fabulous persons would be gone?


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Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Dear Kittie

I have been struggling with money lately. I just can’t keep it in the bank. I can barely even say I’m living paycheck to paycheck because I don’t even have a job.


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Zi Posted:

Dear Kittie

I have been struggling with money lately. I just can’t keep it in the bank. I can barely even say I’m living paycheck to paycheck because I don’t even have a job.

Stealing this from “Confessions of a Shopaholic”. You can either CB (cut back) or MMM (make more money).

Obviously since you don’t have a job right now you’re going to need to start with a bit of MMM. Legal options range from welfare to going to school and learning a new skill. Illegal options range from selling drugs to selling a kidney.

Find the way that works best for you to make some money, and then either MMM or CB. Put as much as you can into savings, also.

kittiejenn edited this message on 01/29/2009 6:24AM

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Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

kittiejenn Posted:

Stealing this from “Confessions of a Shopaholic”. You can either CB (cut back) or MMM (make more money).

Obviously since you don’t have a job right now you’re going to need to start with a bit of MMM. Legal options range from welfare to going to school and learning a new skill. Illegal options range from selling drugs to selling a kidney.

Find the way that works best for you to make some money, and then either MMM or CB. Put as much as you can into savings, also.

It’s all so simple now! I think I’ll go on welfare AND sell drugs! And I’ll pawn all the gifts people give me!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

Dear kittie,

How do I get you to stop harbuming me about this thread?

Wyrd edited this message on 01/29/2009 6:37AM

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I wish I would’ve given Wyrd one million upvotes.

~Brainfreeze~

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Wyrd Posted:

Dear kittie,

How do I get you to ****ing stop harbuming me about this thread?

You just did Log in to see images!


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Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

Dear kittie,

How do I stop being lazy?


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I wish I would’ve given Wyrd one million upvotes.

~Brainfreeze~

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Wyrd Posted:

Dear kittie,

How do I stop being lazy?

Go walk the dog Log in to see images!


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Dear Kittie,

I think that this game is very boring and most of the people posting on Flamebate are unfunny fabulous persons. Is there anything I can do about it?


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

FarZaveR Posted:

Dear Kittie,

I think that this game is very boring and most of the people posting on Flamebate are unfunny fabulous persons. Is there anything I can do about it?

Play World of Warcraft.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

WHEN I STARTED MASTURBATING AT THE AGE OF 14 I NOTICED THAT I STARTED HAVING LOTS OF PIMPLES AND ACNES ,BUT WHEN I DID STOPPED I FOUND THAT AFTER A FEW MONTHS THE PIMPLES WERE REALLY DISAPPEARING.AGAIN WHEN I MASTURBATE THE NEXT DAY I FIND 1 OR 2 PIMPLE .SO IS THIS TRUE?

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Inertia Posted:

WHEN I STARTED MASTURBATING AT THE AGE OF 14 I NOTICED THAT I STARTED HAVING LOTS OF PIMPLES AND ACNES ,BUT WHEN I DID STOPPED I FOUND THAT AFTER A FEW MONTHS THE PIMPLES WERE REALLY DISAPPEARING.AGAIN WHEN I MASTURBATE THE NEXT DAY I FIND 1 OR 2 PIMPLE .SO IS THIS TRUE?

That stuff that comes out? It’s not moisturizer, keep it off your face.


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spacekadt

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Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Dear kittie… how do I find more hours in a day? This arbitrary limit of 24 is kinda ****ty.


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Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Dear kittie,

For about several years now I’ve had this awful urge to blow my brains out and splatter them in a beautiful pattern across my pathetic 5-yr old wallpapers. This is, however, not acceptable behavior [not yet, at least]. Do you have any suggestions as to what should I do to refrain from thinking about it all the time?

Luvs,

Jim


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

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spacekadt Posted:

Dear kittie… how do I find more hours in a day? This arbitrary limit of 24 is kinda ****ty.

Stop sleeping and you’ll suddenly find yourself with lots and lots of time. Red Bull is very handy if you decide to try it.


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

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Jim McPerson Posted:

Dear kittie,

For about several years now I’ve had this awful urge to blow my brains out and splatter them in a beautiful pattern across my pathetic 5-yr old wallpapers. This is, however, not acceptable behavior [not yet, at least]. Do you have any suggestions as to what should I do to refrain from thinking about it all the time?

Luvs,

Jim

Get new wallpaper. Actually, get the most fabulous wallpaper you can get your hands on so you couldn’t bear to mess it up with blood and brains.


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ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
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Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

Dear kittie

how can i avoid burnout? the wotlk encounters are too easy


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Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
16

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Dear kitty,

Where is my avatar from?


Shii Posted:

Geeze, Mont, did you even feel those 75 cards we just threw at you? It doesn’t look like it.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

kittiejenn Posted:

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OH WAIT DID YOU MOVE BACK TO <city omitted>?!

YEAH I’M BACK IN <city ommitted>!!


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Femline

Avatar: 124524 Fri Jan 23 03:23:48 -0500 2009

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Dear fellow Kittie:

How do you avoid hairballs? They’re so embarrbuming sometimes.

Thanks!

– Confused and Furry


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