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Trapped in the Space Hotel - The Adventure Game | |||||||
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Sigh. Being a delivery boy sure can be tough. Especially if your destination is out of your regular galaxy. But at least you get to see new places. The fuels getting a little low. Should probably stop somewhere. You dock in a rather old looking space hotel, but it’s got a fuel pump, so it fits the bill quite nicely. The staff don’t seem to care that much, but they say that your tank should be filled in about 5 hours. So you decide to stay for the night. You walk up to the 20th floor, unlock your door with the key card, throw it on the chair and collapse onto the bed. The package that you are delivering is now tucked safely under your bed. You settle down, and drift off to sleep. A large scream makes you jump out of your bed. You run over to your tele-intercom, and try to communicate with one of the staff, but none are answering. You then try the security cameras scattered around the place, and all you see is carnage. All of the crew and staff of the ship are dead. Then, all of the cameras go blank. Some one has switched of the security system.
You are in a square room. There is a bed in the corner, some clothes on the ground, and a chair in the other. There is an intercom (which doubles as a TV) on the wall. There is the package that you were supposed to deliver under the bed. There is a door through to the bathroom to the east, a door through to the west leads to the walk in wardrobe. Its marked out of order. And to the north is the door to the corridor. It’s locked. That might be for the better.
What do you do?
(Wow, i know it’s a little long, sorry, but it’s going to be good) |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 4:10AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pull out male reproductive organ.
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 4:12AM | View The Biscuit Kid's Profile | # | ||||||
A before death wank hey? Damn, the porn channels are all scrambled. That kind of put a damper on your mood, so back goes your male reproductive organ. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 4:14AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
And SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER spams up the active list, i get sadder, and sadder… |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 4:31AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
And sadder, and sadder. My bumb is shameless. At least put me out of my misery. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:26AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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male reproductive organshot the camera |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:32AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
You dont have anything to male reproductive organshot with… And there is not a camera in your room. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:34AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Go to the bathroom |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:37AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
Your in the bathroom. The room is very small, there is a shower, a toilet, a sink and a medicine cabinet in the room. there is a towl handing on the shower. The light flickers on and off. Through the wall, you can hear small, very light foot steps.
There is a door back to the bedroom. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:41AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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KILL ALL HUMANS |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:42AM | View The Biscuit Kid's Profile | # | ||||||
There is one human remaining, you. You cant kill yourself. Becuase that would be stupid. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:44AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Create alternate parallel universe, travel back in time, create unnatural time fluxes, make sandwich. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:52AM | View The Biscuit Kid's Profile | # | ||||||
How, how and how? |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 6:57AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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...Eugh.
Go to the walk in wardrobe. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:01AM | View The Biscuit Kid's Profile | # | ||||||
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Find the naked girl hiding behind the door Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:06AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
The walk in wardrobe is tiny, and there apears to be a suitcase that does not belong to you in here. It’s property of a mister “Clint Eastwood”. One of the walls into the next room is falling apart. You can go back, or try to break down the wall, or look in the suitcase. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:08AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Collapse in corner, sobbing and sucking thumb. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:10AM | View King Krimson's Profile | # | ||||||
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Throw the suitcase out of the window, it’s a bomb. |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:10AM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
King Krimson Posted:
After dooing this for several minuites, you realize that your life is not pointless. You will get out of here. By opening everything you find.
You throw it, it smashes through the wall, and opens, spewing a large shotgun with quite a lot of amo. CroMagnon edited this message on 01/27/2009 7:14AM |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:13AM | View CroMagnon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Direct an indecent proposal towards the shotgun.
Then, after you are inevitably discovered, you can have a SHOTGUN WEDDING!
(Ba dum tish) |
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Posted On: 01/27/2009 7:18AM | View King Krimson's Profile | # | ||||||