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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.
I’ve been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she’s ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her bum.
This is where it all goes wrong.
I pulled my finger out and started licking her bum while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her bum when I notice something odd.
There’s something on my finger. Moving.
At this point I have no ****ing idea what’s going on, with a closer look I see there’s about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5” long) on my finger and more around her bum.
They’re all writhing and wriggling.
Horror.
I’m now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can’t speak; she’s panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say “Why did you stop?”. When she realises what’s wrong she says “Oh…, they’re just threadworms, most people have them, they’re harmless.”
I ran.
4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:09AM | View tanukihat's Profile | # | ||||||
i hope u die |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:10AM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
u no what this meens dont u
u have to kill her to keep ur secret enveloped in teh dark winds
I giev myself 2 teh night |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:10AM | View Al Tilly's Profile | # | ||||||
hey can we hav pics? |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:14AM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
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I have a boner. |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:14AM | View NotJoePesci's Profile | # | ||||||
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Just think of them as pets for her bum. Kittens are cute. Why not love her bum kittens? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:14AM | View CreepPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
CreepPipe Posted:
bcus dey wer in her bum |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:15AM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
NotJoePesci Posted:
Joe Pesci u always have boner 4 men Al Tilly edited this message on 03/03/2008 1:17AMenveloped in teh dark winds
I giev myself 2 teh night |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:16AM | View Al Tilly's Profile | # | ||||||
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Only for you, sweetcheeks. |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:18AM | View NotJoePesci's Profile | # | ||||||
wtf is dis fabulous persons |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:19AM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
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Threadworms, eh? Apparently, they’re really common in children. Is there something you’d like to tell us, tanukihat? 0/10 |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:22AM | View Rasta-Theclown's Profile | # | ||||||
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It looked like this
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:24AM | View tanukihat's Profile | # | ||||||
NotJoePesci Posted:
aw how sweet
ur fabulous personination ceremony is prctically complete enveloped in teh dark winds
I giev myself 2 teh night |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:26AM | View Al Tilly's Profile | # | ||||||
Rasta-Theclown Posted:
u r a pedophile tanuki? ... ... ...dad? is taht u? enveloped in teh dark winds
I giev myself 2 teh night |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:27AM | View Al Tilly's Profile | # | ||||||
hahaha @ i waste brownie points… 10/10 (c)Famine. |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:29AM | View Bauzer's Profile | # | ||||||
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You know what they say:
If there’s grbum on the field… Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! ...you’d better mow the field, ‘cus I like ‘em young. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:30AM | View tanukihat's Profile | # | ||||||
tanukihat Posted:
nao u sound liek my granpa ...WHO ARE YOU!? enveloped in teh dark winds
I giev myself 2 teh night |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 1:32AM | View Al Tilly's Profile | # | ||||||
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no al, i am ur granpa. surch ur feelins, u no it too /b/ tru Roleplay is for nubs |
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Posted On: 03/03/2008 11:00AM | View Lord Arzeron's Profile | # | ||||||