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tanukihat

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[For the lulz]

Level 9 Troll

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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I’ve been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she’s ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her bum.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her bum while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her bum when I notice something odd.

There’s something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no ****ing idea what’s going on, with a closer look I see there’s about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5” long) on my finger and more around her bum.

They’re all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I’m now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can’t speak; she’s panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say “Why did you stop?”. When she realises what’s wrong she says “Oh…, they’re just threadworms, most people have them, they’re harmless.”

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.


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Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

i hope u die

Al Tilly

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

u no what this meens dont u

u have to kill her to keep ur secret


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I giev myself 2 teh night

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

hey can we hav pics?

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

I have a boner.


CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Just think of them as pets for her bum. Kittens are cute. Why not love her bum kittens?


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Miggle

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2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

CreepPipe Posted:

Just think of them as pets for her bum. Kittens are cute. Why not love her bum kittens?

bcus dey wer in her bum

Al Tilly

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

NotJoePesci Posted:

I have a boner. Also, I’m Joe Pesci.

Joe Pesci u always have boner 4 men

Al Tilly edited this message on 03/03/2008 1:17AM

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I giev myself 2 teh night

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Only for you, sweetcheeks.


Miggle

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2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

wtf is dis fabulous persons

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

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Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Threadworms, eh? Apparently, they’re really common in children.

Is there something you’d like to tell us, tanukihat?


0/10

tanukihat

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[For the lulz]

Level 9 Troll

Requires ForumWarz Gold Account to not suck male reproductive organ.

It looked like this

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Al Tilly

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

NotJoePesci Posted:

Only for you, sweetcheeks.

aw how sweet

ur fabulous personination ceremony is prctically complete


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Al Tilly

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Rasta-Theclown Posted:

Threadworms, eh? Apparently, they’re really common in children.

Is there something you’d like to tell us, tanukihat?

u r a pedophile tanuki?

...

...

...dad? is taht u?


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Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

hahaha @ i waste brownie points…

10/10

(c)Famine.

tanukihat

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[For the lulz]

Level 9 Troll

Requires ForumWarz Gold Account to not suck male reproductive organ.

You know what they say:

If there’s grbum on the field…

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...you’d better mow the field, ‘cus I like ‘em young.


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Al Tilly

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Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

tanukihat Posted:

You know what they say:

If there’s grbum on the field…

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...you’d better mow the field, ‘cus I like ‘em young.

nao u sound liek my granpa

...WHO ARE YOU!?


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Lord Arzeron

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
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[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
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Level 31 Troll

TEAM SHORTBUS PWNED ME

no al, i am ur granpa. surch ur feelins, u no it too /b/ tru


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