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Poll What's Your Zombie Plan?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Mine:

Get my bolt-action rifle and ammo.

Make sure friends & family within area are okay (call them)

Barricade all openings such as windows, doors, etc.

Load the gun.

Get ready.

Anyone else got a zombie plan?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I’ve prepared some lubes

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Inertia Posted:

I’ve prepared some lubes

lol

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I have one. Its called RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2014-09-17 22:27:39 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

1. Lbumo a zombie.

2. Superglue its hands to a lawnmower.

3. Get a contract as the Pebble Beach groundskeeper.

4. Profit!

OrsonScottCard edited this message on 01/25/2009 6:48AM

ex-Troll

Avatar: 120265 Wed Feb 11 11:06:48 -0500 2009
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Would drive to nearest Gunshop take all the ammo and guns. than drive to my flat baricade everything than drive to shop take alot of foodz than shoot all damn zombies from 5th floor Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

my couch can hold.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I have the Zombie Survival Guide sitting a foot away from me Log in to see images!

Caller Unkno-
wn

Avatar: 102253 Wed Jan 07 00:37:30 -0500 2009

[UR ALL fine upstanding member of societyS]

Level 13 Re-Re

Not too worried about zombies considering they’re not real, but in the spirit of playing along…I guess I’d be ****ed because I have no plan. Log in to see images!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Shii Posted:

I have the Zombie Survival Guide sitting a foot away from me Log in to see images!

yay someone else that owns the zombie survival guide.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I also have the zombie survival guide in my house.

Bought it for the BF tho; I don’t believe in zombies. Log in to see images!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Fingerz Posted:

I also have the zombie survival guide in my house.

Bought it for the BF tho; I don’t believe in zombies. Log in to see images!

OMG NON-BELIEVER!!!!!

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

I’d kill myself to join the zombies and then eat some brains.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

NotJoePesci Posted:

I’d kill myself to join the zombies and then eat some brains.

you have to be infected, and not damage your brain (that means no shotgun mouthwash) when you off yourself to become a zombie.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Log in to see images!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

CreepPipe Posted:

Log in to see images!

lol we all have it.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

AntiRules187 Posted:

lol we all have it.

Yeah, I’m going to throw it at the zombies.

Thumbz

Avatar: Model Posing

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

My friend across town has two months of dried goods and two 55 gallon drums of potable water.

He has an bumortment of guns and ammo.

And a sex swing…..

I think I will just go to his place.

Jojo Mellow

Avatar: Hacker Woman

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 15 Hacker

Ooh, I wonder what this bumon does... Uh-oh.

My plan consist of various facts:

1. There are three baseball bats and a bent poker in my house.

2. There are various bladed gardening tools rusting in the garage out back.

3. My brother and his best friend, who live just a medium-ish walk from my place (7 non-city blocks), have various melee weapons in their apartment, including a machete.

4. It is likewise approximately seven blocks from their apartment to a store called The Gun Den. That one’s a no-brainer, and it’s well-defended (plexiglbum doors, barred windows, etc.). The only downside to moving from the apartment to The Gun Den is we’d have to transition from a residential district to a commercial district. Likely to be more zombies in a more populous area like a commerial district.

5. There’s a cafe three stores down from The Gun Den, so we’re covered on food if needs must.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

i would talk about math and survival forums

all zombies are instantly destroyed by a strange combination of insanity and awesomeness

it’s a very potent mixture

tubmail me for the recipe

ghax edited this message on 01/25/2009 11:04PM
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