OrsonScottCard Posted:

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

1. An abnormal obsession with dragons

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

3. A previous history of suicide attempts

4. Showing any of the three behaviors in the serial killer triad (animal torture, bedwetting, fire-starting)

5. Obsession over a dead family member, especially in a sexual manner

6. Having a low IQ or learning disability

7. Having committed attempted murder

8. Enjoying the sexualized torture of small children

9. Worshiping Satan (or other equivalent dark forces)

10. Holding an undying hatred towards someone you only know on the Internet

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.

Quoted for Truth

Thumbz Posted:

This is pretty mean. I just got a little wet.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Goatse II Posted:

FYIAD!

Sir, I think you may be a good candidate for suicide by Tylenol. Would you like me to Tubmail you a coupon? No point in dying in debt, right?

Or you could just walk in front of a bus. Cheaper, and you can spread the joy that is your death.

altLokiA2C5A Posted:

Quoted for win.

You saved yourself a troll for posting auction crap on this board. Congratulations, here’s a gold star.

11. You post like 900 times on forumwarz in less than a month

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/OrsonScottCard

You forgot the one about being so desperate to have someone look at you, that you will settle to be hated. Just so you know that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE notices you in all your pathetic glory.

Endrin Posted:

You forgot the one about being so desperate to have someone look at you, that you will settle to be hated. Just so you know that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE notices you in all your pathetic glory.

Who was this aimed at?

Well none of those apply to me. Guess I can keep living.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Wondering if today is the day for a Tylenol party? Check your life for the following ten signs:

1. An abnormal obsession with dragons

2. An incorrect belief that you ARE a dragon

3. A previous history of suicide attempts

4. Showing any of the three behaviors in the serial killer triad (animal torture, bedwetting, fire-starting)

5. Obsession over a dead family member, especially in a sexual manner

6. Having a low IQ or learning disability

7. Having committed attempted murder

8. Enjoying the sexualized torture of small children

9. Worshiping Satan (or other equivalent dark forces)

10. Holding an undying hatred towards someone you only know on the Internet

If you meet three or more of the above criteria, it’s time to make like Gothzilla and GTFO.

Even though these don’t apply to me. I still think it would be best to end my pathetic and miserable life. I have only to decide how to do it. Whether it should be by downing a mbumive amount of Tylenol or if I should find some other elaborate Tylenol related death…... Log in to see images!