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FAQ The Official "Ask Mur" Thread

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

First of all props to Radosaur for the inspiration.

This is gonna be one of those newspaper advice column things, minus the whole anon-vibe unless you’d rather TM me and we can keep private.

Due to excessive pot smoking and alcohol consumption i feel I give pretty good advice. So I’m gonna open my mind to anyone willing to ask. Of course it doesn’t have to be you looking for advice, it could be you looking for an outside opinion on something, or even just answers to any sort of questions you may have.

I will do my best to answer your questions as quickly as i can and as thorough as possible.

The Doctor is now in. =D

hawt twat

Avatar: Boobs
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

why don’t you return my phone calls?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

hawt twat Posted:

why don’t you return my phone calls?

Well thats an easy one. Because I know its you calling.

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

is depicting underage anthromorphized characters engaged in sexual acts considered child pornography?

GrahamWellin-
gton

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

[Transsexual-Cross--
Dressers Klan
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Are you in any way affiliated with MC Murs?

hawt twat

Avatar: Boobs
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

why are turned on by animated dinosaurs performing fellatio on each other?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

icwutudidthar Posted:

is depicting underage anthromorphized characters engaged in sexual acts considered child pornography?

IMO No. Well, as long as it is anthromorphized characters. If the Rugrats wanna gang bang…just ****ing let ‘em.

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Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

GrahamWellington Posted:

Are you in any way affiliated with MC Murs?

No. Murs (plural) is unpossible. More of me would offset the balance of the universe. Plus he’s a blacker and blackers aren’t real.

...although we are both musically inclinded.

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Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

hawt twat Posted:

why are turned on by animated dinosaurs performing fellatio on each other?

Well you see, when its watched while listenign to Was Not Was- Walk the dinosaur…the human body produces extreame lvls of sex hormones.

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Korubii

Avatar: 113884 Wed Feb 04 21:59:01 -0500 2009
1

[Silph Debug Testers]

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Em You Are Posted:

No. Murs (plural) is unpossible. More of me would offset the balance of the universe. Plus he’s a blacker and blackers aren’t real.

...although we are both musically inclinded.

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What is the best bone lubricant? My trombone slide often gets sticky and it doesn’t play well.

Korubii edited this message on 01/22/2009 11:15PM

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Korubii Posted:

What is the best bone lubricant? My trombone slide often gets sticky and it doesn’t play well.

http://www.bigbrbum.com/sltrlu.html

After some quick research, i found this for you.

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Korubii

Avatar: 113884 Wed Feb 04 21:59:01 -0500 2009
1

[Silph Debug Testers]

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Dang, I didn’t actually expect a serious answer, and a great one at that, lol. For the record, that actually is the exact same brand I have!

Log in to see images!

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

bump

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

How can I be as cool as you?

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

does this have any connection with that cancelled 13 stones and black water cartoon?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Fortunato Posted:

How can I be as cool as you?

Focus more on your aparent singing talent and a lttle less of FW, we can for a signing duo the likes have which have never been seen.

Oh, and grow facial hair. That always works too. Also, partake more in excessive pot smoking and/or alcohol consumption.

And last but not least, you could always just grow mammary glands and post them. That’ll make you cool as well.

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Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Physics Posted:

does this have any connection with that cancelled 13 stones and black water cartoon?

Unfortunatly, no. None at all. Of course, if it’ll make you feel better we can pretend it does. Log in to see images!

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GrahamWellin-
gton

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

[Transsexual-Cross--
Dressers Klan
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Why does daddy keep kissing mommy with his fist?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

GrahamWellington Posted:

Why does daddy keep kissing mommy with his fist?

Well, some people show different forms of affection different ways. Dad “kissing” Mom with his fist could simply represent your father loving your mother so much that he simply can’t bare it and is force to spntaneously hurt her….

...or your Mom is a filthy, dirty woman's genitals who deserves nothing more than an uppercut to the jaw.

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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

Can a hard male reproductive organ break?

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