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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

TOPIC!

Also, discuss your reasons why. If you so choose.


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swines quest

S for Swine

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I shampoo, because it’s hair. Dammit.


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S for Swine

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

DO you also use conditioner?


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

I USE CONDITIOfine upstanding member of society


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Depends on my mood, really. If it’s a hot, relaxing shower and I’m taking my time. Conditioner is an excuse to wait around for a few more minutes.

But if I’m in a hurry, or an actual bath… no.


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S for Swine

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

good thread

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Normally I don’t do anything in the way of shampoo or soap, but when I do, I just take the leftover shampoo from smearing on my hair and message it in. Normally only do that when I am board.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Shampoo & Conditioner, but my conditioner is ‘invigorating mint’ so now its like **** my crotch is on fire.


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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

I shave.


The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

normal bar soap to begin with, then if i’m feeling fancy I’ll use shampoo because it leaves them feeling ‘cleaner’


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

Also, I forgot to post these adorable things.

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Gothzilla Posted:

Also, I forgot to post these adorable things.

all i see is an empty text field.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Zostix

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[team awesome face]

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I like to just shave all the hair off, then rub in conditioner, it leaves my skin oh so smooth.

Jerry Swinef-
eld

Avatar: 94015 2009-11-22 20:58:14 -0500

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 12 Permanoob

What's the deal with custom titles

Why isn’t Au Natural an option? I soap the skin and ignore the pubes.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

I WAIT UNTIL A NATURAL LAYER OF UNDERWEAR FELT GETS ATTACHED TO IT AND MATTED, THEN I HARVEST IT, IM MAKING A POOL TABLE COVER. ALSO bumHAIR


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Necro’ing this, because it’s important.

I haven’t got enough data yet to call it a “real” scientific study.


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S for Swine

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I keep mine is Rastafarian dreads.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

why do you care


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

it’s not like anyone will see them


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Tesfan Posted:

why do you care

Probably so he knows whether to label his next invention as “Pube Shampoo” or “Pube Soap.”


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

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