Okay but those aren’t lip piercings those are electrodes through which I wield my phenomenal cosmic power.

First thing I do is go get a real haircut.

I AM REALLY GOOD AT THIS.

ooh give me a character next!

i wanna be a kung fu street racing vampire gypsy werewolf

name: david diddy but ppl call him blak abyss

age: 17 yr old senoir

looks: http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210×600/emo-guys-67199.jpg hes blak tho

hobbies: being a kung fu street racing vampire gypsy werewolf

Ethan decided that his favorite thing to do was to roleplay. So he began roleplaying the part of Buster Hymen, his hero.

Ethan kept the flamethrower, though.

Miggle Posted:

the next day painsley was out in the sun tryin to die

why u want die?

i hear it hurts

i dont like it when stuff hurts

and why would sun make u die

i like sun

its warm and good and happy

Smiles you’re about a hair away from making all your posts in limerick form.

If you can make that happen, you’ll be the best poster ever. I guarantee it.

Al Tilly Posted:

David Diddy stepped forth from his home, threw back his long locks of black hair and stared boldfaced into the sky.

“Hah!” he cried aloud. “The sun greets me as a friend! Today is a fine day. A fine day… FOR THE KICKING OF bum AND THE TAKING OF NAMES!”

He jumped into his race car and tore off down the rode toward his favorite haunt at the abandoned cathedral. On the way he thaought about all the npoor fools he would kill to sate his thirst for blood, and devour to fill his wolfish hunger.

He sure did pity those fools.

wait he gets to be Mr. T too? I didn’t know that was a choice. i always pick the ****ty clbum when i pick a new game.

Al Tilly Posted:

wel its 2 late now

****

On his way, there lay in his way a forty car pile up.

“Not to worry,” he murmured to no one in particular, “I believe I have the car-rect solution to this!” as he gunned his way towards a semi hauling some cars in front of him.

Using his hydraulics, he bumped the front of his car up, and used the puny new cars asa a ramp, launching his car hundreds of feet into the air.

At the height of the arc,he twisted his car upside down, drew out his rocket launcher and aimed it straight down. “I always did like big finishes…”

The whole thing exploded beautifully, in a blaze of precision explosions and shrapnel, killing everyone. His own car was destroyed on impact, but that didn’t bother him. He just kicked the **** out of the next person he saw and stole their car, and continued on his merry way.

why fin daves got like fcktuns of ppl to kill bfore this is don