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Fun Vacation Hideaway Island Tours

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I have recently decided to be the tour director of the little island I happen to be hanging out on. I am glad I can do it from my laptop because it’s an online tour and I don’t want to get out of my hammock. You may have seen the “front” view of the island in my signature if you are not a sig disabling male reproductive organ mongler. If you are, here is the front:

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Now, I never said the island was large, and I’m glad it’s not because I would have to do more work, and work is something the island is NOT about. I will show you the island from the other side now:

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I hope you enjoyed your tour! Tips are accepted, and will be used for the purchasing of alcohol/****ty babes/gas for the boats/a midget/general fun stuff.


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Bump to get in since all the stupid contests knocked down this important thread.


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CJalt

Avatar: 49696 Mon Jun 15 21:22:27 -0400 2009
6

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

If you look really closely at the rear view of the island, you can see me mooning the camera, and Clarity showing her mammary glands.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Clarity

Avatar: Tight Skirt
2

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

CJalt Posted:

If you look really closely at the rear view of the island, you can see me mooning the camera, and Clarity showing her mammary glands.

Wrong munchkin. During these pictures I was in the front of the island with Wylin.

You won’t see me in the picture though, I was on my knees.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

FOLLOW THIS THREAD FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP TO DRAGIN ISLAND!

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Fingerz Posted:

FOLLOW THIS THREAD FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP TO DRAGIN ISLAND!

Those fancy letters that hover in the sky over our island (observe them backwards from the rear of the island) thankfully do keep all forms of dragin-kind away from our vacation island. this includes the common stupid dragon and the even scarier drag-queen.


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Some people may be curious what the center of the island is like, I suggest everyone have a look around when they first arrive.

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I **** IN YO-
UR MOUTH

Avatar: Ron Paul

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

SEND ME AN INVITE.

fabulous personS.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I **** IN YOUR MOUTH Posted:

SEND ME AN INVITE.

fabulous personS.

Ok, sent. I figure if we have you around the girls on the island will think I’m nice and clbumy.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

i WENT TO vACATION hIDEAWAY iSLAND ALL ALL i GOT WERE THESE ****TY DRAGINZ:

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Fingerz Posted:

i WENT TO vACATION hIDEAWAY iSLAND ALL ALL i GOT WERE THESE ****TY DRAGINZ:

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Thank you for taking away our ****ty draginz.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Oh **** I got moar draginz

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Fingerz Posted:

Oh **** I got moar draginz

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I can’t see them, but take them all away from my island please. Maybe I’d even let you join my klan as a ****ty dragin exterminator. Or a midget. Looks like now we need both.

Wylin edited this message on 01/21/2009 9:26PM

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

does this island have bungalows with glbum floors over water?

if so i think twill and I will sign up right now


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I suppose that since I already have shown you all around the island I should probably tell you about some of our fine recreational activities. We’ll start with surfing. We have all sizes and colors of surfboards available for you to check out.

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And you could even do some kite surfing:

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And that is just the beginning of the fun activities!


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

does this island have bungalows with glbum floors over water?

if so i think twill and I will sign up right now

How did you know?! Has someone already been telling you about it?

Here is the other side of our mystery dock(we still park our boats at is too) :

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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

cool


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

NEEDS MOAR DRAGINZ IMO


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Dreaming Dead

Avatar: Emo Girl 3
19

[Brainfreeze]

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Wylin Posted:

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Dammit! I thought I asked you not to post this one.

Floating under Clarity’s room hoping to catch a glimpse of her running around naked is one of the few things that keeps me from offing myself.

Oops! I mean the sun’s a little bright some days so I like to hide under the huts where it’s not quite so hotsunny.

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