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Rant Contest for 6BP - important event

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

In four days it’s going to be my birthday (don’t ask how old, I’m just ****ING OLD okay?) so I’m cutting up a brownie point cake for my party guests. Here are the rules.

1. Don’t wish me happy birthday, I don’t want to hear that ****.

2. Be on my friend list, I only invite friends to my birthday party.

3. Post in this thread someone who is old but still cool, or someone who is a lot older than you would think they are, to make me feel better.

4. I decide who qualifies, but I’ll accept anything reasonable.

5. Random winners among qualifiers, first place 4BP, two consolation 1BP prizes.

6. Ends when it is no longer January 25th anywhere on Earth.

WINNERS

1st Prize – BananaJ 2nd – Melankay, and KTHXBYE Special Bonus Prize – Phineas Poe. BP sent, and thanks to all who played.

Catt although edited this message on 01/27/2009 10:04AM

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Robert De Niro is p cool, and he’s wise enough to have seen a few years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro

DesdiPhoenix edited this message on 01/21/2009 11:51AM

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
31

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I AM SURPRISED THAT THIS WEBSITE IS STILL AROUND

Tom Hanks, I like that guy a lot. Who doesn’t remember of Wilson?

http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hanks

SuperJad

Avatar: Code (Green)

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Cutiepie12xo is older than he claims.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’m p cool. And old.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

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Tom Waits

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

FatQuack’s quite cool and quite old and possibly going to kill me for this.

JacktheStrip-
per

Avatar: 89701 Thu Jan 29 03:42:48 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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Eric Clapton

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Bruce male reproductive organinson

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

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David Duchovny 49 – on my to do list Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

William Shatner, man.Log in to see images!

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

- Samuel L. Jackson is 60 and still a bad mother ****er.

– Morgan Freeman is 71 and still narrating movies in his wise and calm voice.

– The average age of the members of AC/DC is 56.6 years old and they’re still getting it done.

– Christopher Walken is 65 and still hiding wrist watches up his bum to ensure that you are given your birthright.

– AdAware just turned 10 years old the other day…in software time that’s about 97 years old.

– Sliced bread is about 80 years old. Who the hell wants to slice their own bread?

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– Steve Jobs is 54 and beat pancreatic cancer with a pair of blue jeans and a black turtleneck.

– Hugh Hefner. 82. Enough said.

 

 

That’s all I can think of at the moment.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Can’t go wrong with CLINT MOTHER****IN’ EASTWOOD

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Demonlord666-
000

Avatar: 119939 Tue Jan 27 03:26:15 -0500 2009

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Danny DeVito is going to be 65 this year and is one of the best actors in US Comedy.

Sean Connery one of the hottest old men there is will be 79 this year.

Antonio Banderas another guy girls cream their pants for will be 49 this year.

Johnny Depp will be 46 this year. No explanation needed for him.

Bob Barker one of the richest old guys. He is turning 86 this year.

Jack Nicholson another great will be 72 this year.

Maybe not a male but Betty White is still acting and is one of my personal favorites she just turned 87 4 days ago.

Dorris Roberts aka Grandma Lilly from “Grandma’s Boy” one of the coolest old ladies at age 78 turning 79.

William Jefferson Blythe III aka Bill Clinton probably one of the best presidents the US has had in the last 20 years. He is turning 63 this year.

can’t think of any more good ones right this second but I will be back Log in to see images! Demonlord666000 edited this message on 01/21/2009 1:05PM

stupid name

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

George Soros. Old (almost 80!). Man who “broke the Bank of England” in ‘92 and practically singlehandedly caused the ‘97 Asian Financial Crisis ha. Diabolical, but still p cool. The multibillionaire status helps, of course.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Also:

DAVID BOWIE

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

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Mr. Burt Reynolds

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Karl Lagerfeld, 75 years old

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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

PhineasPoe Posted:

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Tom Waits

I’m thinking of changing the rules to make that the winner right there

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Willie Nelson isn’t ever gonna stop.

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