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Evil Trout Getting 1000 ips.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Anyone know of a program I can use to just macro this? Since I’m too lazy to click, and have no access to something heavy to weight it down.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

UOPilot

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

use a dime, and wedge it in your keyboard, check occasionally so as not to die by using ego powerups.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Some ideas were exchanged in this thread (potentially NSFW, RP forum). I’m pretty sure weighing down a key is less of a hbumle than using macros.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

9 volt battery. Honestly works perfect.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

get a computer that lags a lot like mine

up ur ego to something high

then click and hit the number really quickly

and then sit back and relax until it finishes

(do it again if u didnt reach 1000 or if u died)

as the comp works out all the clicks and bumon presses, it will keep using the hound (this is effective, or my comp is srsly messed up)

i got the E-Peen relatively fast doing that

pretty sweet way of doing it imo

don’t know that it works for other people

note: i didnt bother trying this on other forums, but i know it would be pointless

————————————————————————————————————

with this method, i got 1 IP every 12 seconds, with little effort.

Normally, i get about 20 seconds of lag between my attack and my next attack, so this method was highly effective

1000 – 15 = 985 IPs

985 IPs * 12 sec / IP * 1 min / 60 sec = 197 minutes

this is just 3 hours 17 minutes, which is pretty fast for me

i know my history doesn’t agree with these numbers ;

this is because i didnt have the time to do all these 1000 IPs at once

ghax edited this message on 01/21/2009 10:39PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I just wasn’t a lazy bastard and clicked it.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I used a C battery Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

wadded up matchbook between keys is perfect

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

I have a “K” paperweight, I used that.

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

If you wont hit the bumon 1000 times, and cant figure out a way to hold a key down on your keyboard on your own, you probably dont deserve an Epeen.

Not trolling, just stating the obvious.

Use any of the suggestions above. I just slid a folded piece of paper in between the keys and took a healthy dump, when I came back, I had my 1000.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Get a 6-sided die out of one of your board games.

Get a shotglbum.

Drink whatever is left in the shotglbum.

Put the die on the corresponding hotkey bumociated with the Bloodhound IP Tracer. (It should be just the right size)

Gently set shotglbum down on die.

This should give you just enough weight to hold the key down without damaging anything.

If you need a bit more weight, add some pennies into the shotglbum.

Done.

Edit: And, of course, do this with a weak forum like Denture Chat.

Acid Flux edited this message on 01/21/2009 11:30PM

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

I find it extremely hard to believe you have nothing to wedge down a computer key. Anything will do. Just find something, wedge down the key in Denture Chat, go play Xbox or something for an hour or two, then come back.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I tried with tons of things and nothing seemed to work until I used a heavy pencil case.

There must be SOMETHING heavy enough to hold down a key in your house.

FalCoN used a Grey Goose bottle Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Well Crinkz, hasn’t said anything since… maybe he’s done it by now. If not, might I also recommebd taking off your equipment before doing it? While denture is only going to “peck” at you, it’ll still take points off equipment… and who needs that?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Anyway, never thought of something to wedge down my key(not much of a thinker.) so I plan to do that whenever I’m done grinding for .moar files. Thanks for all your suggestions.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

generichaxor Posted:

get a computer that lags a lot like mine

up ur ego to something high

then click and hit the number really quickly

and then sit back and relax until it finishes

(do it again if u didnt reach 1000 or if u died)

as the comp works out all the clicks and bumon presses, it will keep using the hound (this is effective, or my comp is srsly messed up)

i got the E-Peen relatively fast doing that

pretty sweet way of doing it imo

don’t know that it works for other people

note: i didnt bother trying this on other forums, but i know it would be pointless

————————————————————————————————————

with this method, i got 1 IP every 12 seconds, with little effort.

Normally, i get about 20 seconds of lag between my attack and my next attack, so this method was highly effective

1000 – 15 = 985 IPs

985 IPs * 12 sec / IP * 1 min / 60 sec = 197 minutes

this is just 3 hours 17 minutes, which is pretty fast for me

i know my history doesn’t agree with these numbers ;

this is because i didnt have the time to do all these 1000 IPs at once

so u dont like my idea?

it’s much easier

and requires no intuition or outside resources whatsoever

Sidnoea

Avatar: 119091 Fri Jan 30 15:22:32 -0500 2009

[The Psycho Sids]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Wow… all of these ideas are waaaaaay overcomplicated!

TAPE! Just ****ing tape it! Set it to 0, and just tape it down! Not really that hard to figure out!

Jeez…

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Sidnoea Posted:

Wow… all of these ideas are waaaaaay overcomplicated!

TAPE! Just ****ing tape it! Set it to 0, and just tape it down! Not really that hard to figure out!

Jeez…

so…a wadded piece of paper is too complicated? compared to using tape? haha ok then

BOOMER-CODE

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin
1

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Some thoughts…

Holding the bumon down sends a hellova lot of requests to the application (key repeat rate). It’s got to filter out all those requests as well as processing the animations. A good idea is to go into the keyboard control panel and turn the repeat rate way down (lowest), and keep the panel open until you’re done (but just apply it).

The replies in the thread (after each “attack”Log in to see images! pile up and make the page load much slower. A good tactic is to gather something odd like 200 IPs (or a few minutes), pwn that thread, then open a new thread and continue. You’ll get it quicker, even on a decent computer, especially if you’re noticing that the animations are starting to play slow. FWZ is anything but an “efficient” game.

My $0.02.

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