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Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

kill whore once done with her… that’ll teach her to keep her mouth shut

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

build secret room in basement that resembles a studio apartment, lock **** in there(alive for future use)

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Xemnas Posted:

you bring whore to your home and enjoy her. You need a way to keep her from calling the police,you think to yourself while you enjoy her

use ducttape on whore

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

you ductape the whore, throw her in the secret bsement, then kill her.

Now you are a child molester, a rapist, and a murderer. And is isn’t even noon

Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

chop up the body into little bite sized pieces and sell them to macdonalds

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Search body

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

McDonald says they’ve made there quota on meat collection

you search the body and find $500, a condom, and some keys

Jojo Mellow

Avatar: Hacker Woman

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 15 Hacker

Ooh, I wonder what this bumon does... Uh-oh.

pocket condom and money, then find out what the keys go to

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

after pocketing the stuff you open the door to see cops swarming your house

What now?

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

your supposed to eat your own leg, aparantly.

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

the cops watch as you try to eat your own leg, you fail.

the cops are laughing at you

Now what?

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

bribe em with you 500 dollars

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

you offer them your five hundred but they tase you

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Run away, then hide in a back alley while drinking your alcohol and feeling sorry for yourself.

Robok edited this message on 01/24/2009 11:18PM

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

you run into the alley and start to drink. you ponder your pitiful existence. you have an empty bottle, an address, a condom, and a pair of keys. you hear sirens in the background.

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Go to address

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

you need some way o conceal your identity so you don’t go into enjoy-me-in-the-bum-prison. there are boxes a dumpster, and a barrel.

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

put box on head. then jump in barrul.

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Put barrel over your head, and start going to the address, whenever a cop sees you just put the barrel down over you and be completely silent.

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

you now look like a crazy hobo…it works.

you look at the address to find that it is half way across town. After getting tased and getting drunk, you don’t think you can get there on foot.

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