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CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

The air vent is verry small, but your oiled body is a snug fit, and you slowly slide through. You come up to another opening, and step through.

You are now in a corridor. Shagplie carpet on the floor, a lamp beside a book case and some books ave all that is in this room. There is a door to the north, a staircase to the west and a cubord under the stair case.

What do you do?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

The air vent is verry small, but your oiled body is a snug fit, and you slowly slide through. You come up to another opening, and step through.

You are now in a corridor. Shagplie carpet on the floor, a lamp beside a book case and some books ave all that is in this room. There is a door to the north, a staircase to the west and a cubord under the stair case.

What do you do?

dump urine-filled hat on lamp

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

an electric shock sends you rocketing backwards onto the stairs. The light is flickering on and off now.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

an electric shock sends you rocketing backwards onto the stairs. The light is flickering on and off now.

look for harry potter in cupboard under the stairs

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

You open the door, and there is…. harry?

“Im called Vampire now.” he sais.

you slam the door, sink to your knees and whimper, because you have just see the largest basderdization in the universe.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

shoot Vampire with Beretta through door

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

drop pants, squat, and take a big poop. then eat the poop. then go west

Zenmen5

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

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CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Blam. Blood. it spews out of the hole you made, and under the door. A smile reaches your lips for the fist time in days. A turd down the hatch, then, up the stairs.

There is one door at the landing. You go through. Its a bedroom. The bed is unslept in, but there are some clothes littered around the room. there is a door to the stairs to the east, and a door to the bathroom north. There is a wlak in cubord to the west.

Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

take off own clothes to add to the clothes already scattered around the room, then walk into the cupboard

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

Blam. Blood. it spews out of the hole you made, and under the door. A smile reaches your lips for the fist time in days. A turd down the hatch, then, up the stairs.

There is one door at the landing. You go through. Its a bedroom. The bed is unslept in, but there are some clothes littered around the room. there is a door to the stairs to the east, and a door to the bathroom north. There is a wlak in cubord to the west.


enter cupboard while holding Beretta

Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

take off own clothes to add to the clothes already scattered around the room, then walk into the cupboard

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Who said you had clothes on in the first place? The cubord is not verry large, just some large fur coats hang from the celling. Its verry cold, for no reason whatsoever. A fine mist coils around your ankles. You can keep going, or turn back.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

Who said you had clothes on in the first place? The cubord is not verry large, just some large fur coats hang from the celling. Its verry cold, for no reason whatsoever. A fine mist coils around your ankles. You can keep going, or turn back.

check male reproductive organ for shrinkage

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

You look at you male reproductive organ. oh wait, its gone.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

You look at you male reproductive organ. oh wait, its gone.

attempt to masturbate remnants of male reproductive organ

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

You try. Its just painfull. Your hand is now covered in blood and peenal fluid.

Meyler

Avatar: Server Hacker

[INCITEwhores]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

wipe the blood on the fur coats

keep going deeper into the wardrobe

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

You travel further into the wardrobe, to find its…........... a meat storage cold room. The fur coats you whiped your hand on arnt fur coats at all.

The room is larger than the bedroom, and there is nothing you can pick up in this room. There is a large locked seal door to the west. A bumon is on the wall marked “help”.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

You travel further into the wardrobe, to find its…........... a meat storage cold room. The fur coats you whiped your hand on arnt fur coats at all.

The room is larger than the bedroom, and there is nothing you can pick up in this room. There is a large locked seal door to the west. A bumon is on the wall marked “help”.

push bumon

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