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Inside is a small lab, with little rodent skelletons in many cages lining the wall. A heavy layer of dust is on everything. The equipment is old, and everything looks very fradgile. The room is large. The door is shattered on the ground to the west. Their are no other exits, apart from a small air vent, which you cant fit through. A dust coverd sign hangs on the wall. CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 5:55PM |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 5:54PM |
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shoot sign with Beretta
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 5:58PM |
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You dont have a gun. You want to use you finger on a stick? |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 5:59PM |
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OrsonScottCard Posted: Do so. Let me shoot the goddamn sign. |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:01PM |
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make gun using lab equipment |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:01PM |
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After a few tries, you manage to fasion yourself a gun out of the lab equpment. You shoot the sign. The sign falls to the floor and reads “Use the key on the ****ing door, imbeciles” |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:04PM |
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use key on sign |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:05PM |
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The key breaks. Happy now? |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:07PM |
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use broken key on middle finger |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:08PM |
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You place the key in the hole in the finger. You hit something metalic. Taking it out, it’s another key, this time shaped like a male reproductive organ. |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:09PM |
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eat male reproductive organ |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:10PM |
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then do 100 jumping jacks and take a nap |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:11PM |
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You try, once again, to eat a key. You vomit it up again. An alarm goes off somewere in the building. Its far away. For now.
You do one jump, clutch the hole thats left of your groin, and rool on the floor for a minite. Not a good idea. CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 6:13PM |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:12PM |
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CroMagnon Posted:
what? |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:13PM |
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CroMagnon Posted: shoot in direction of alarm with Beretta, not crappy homemade gun |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:14PM |
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So far, your male reproductive organshoted yourslef, atempted to eat a key twice, and came on a wall. Skim read a little.
Fine, “you walk towards the alarm. The sound is comming from the air vent. You shoot the air vent. The sound is deafening. Yay. CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 6:17PM |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:15PM |
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Hobart Bliggity Posted:
read the posts before you. you shot your mini-hobart off. |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:15PM |
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climb through airvent |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:20PM |
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while singing Mission Impossible theme song |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:48PM |
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Xemnas Posted:
kudos |
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| Posted On: 01/20/2009 6:50PM |
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