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Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

commit suicide Log in to see images!

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

No.

Wha?

You cant. At least tell me what you kill yourself with. Then i can help you.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

CroMagnon Posted:

No.

Wha?

You cant. At least tell me what you kill yourself with. Then i can help you.

use lockpick on left nostril (will give mad props to anyone who knows the source of that one)

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Crinkz Posted:

Eat key, preform goatse, then great times on the wall.

You have yet to do this.

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

You die of a brain hemorrhage. Then you wake up again, in the lab. Yay for letting the story continue.

and no. This game wishes to contain some human values, such as decency. But hey, if you realy want him to do it, sure. “he great timess on wall.” Wall is now dirty. You vomit up the key. Yay.

CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 5:34PM

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Move east, attempt to turn slippery handle.

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Examine inventory

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

the handle is on the floor, coz you smashed the door in. Its still slippery, you cant twist it.

You have, a hat, a key, a cloth and a middle finger on a stick with a hole in it.

CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 5:36PM

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Clean handle with cloth, examine handle

Somebody edited this message on 01/20/2009 5:37PM

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Pound incessantly on the door to the west.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

urinate into hat

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

The handle is no longer slipery. On the handle there is nothing but small scratches all over it. It shines funny.

You now have a damp cloth.

The door does not buge. Its locked.

You urinate into the hat. Congratulations.

CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 5:41PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Clean self with cloth.

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Your body is now slippery and oiled. Now if only you had the muscles you would look pretty good.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

pick lock with middle finger on stick with hole in it

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

it looks like your moms finger. Ergo, too fat to fit in the small hole.

Your in the small prison cell sized room. An open door to the east and a closed door to the west.

CroMagnon edited this message on 01/20/2009 5:49PM

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Examine room

CroMagnon

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
1

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Your in a white room, about the size of a prison cell. There is a door to the west and a door to the east. The door to the west has an exquisitly carved handle, with a dragon engraved on the lock. The eastern door is open. There is a lab through there.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

east

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Enter Lab

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