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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

It is the duty of every self respecting troll to lay waste to all that is holy and pure. Set fire to the forests of the world. Pour motor oil on the ground. Kill animals en mbume. Ruin the joy of everyone around you. Incite racism and hatred towards all people. Sow strife and discontent amongst all around you. Spread completely false rumors to ruin the reputation of all who are exalted. Post shock images anywhere you can. Desensitize the mbumes to all that is vile and unclean so that obscene becomes a term lost to the ages. Be mean to children. Abuse any power you have over anyone. Emotionally torture those who are near to you. Kill everything that moves. Exploit the weak and powerless. Torture and maim the homeless, it’s fun. Endorse any concept that is considered taboo. Make rational arguments for the acceptance of all concepts that cause others to feel uncomfortable. Scream fine upstanding member of society in a room full of blacks. Scream welfare in a room full of republicans. Surprise your mate at random with anal sex. Stalk random people online and make them no what it means to live in fear. Be a force of oppression and sadness unlike any other. Breath fire and bleed smoke. Let vehemence and hatred for all that is consume you until nothing is left. Paint sexual graffiti in the bathrooms at Chuck E. Cheese. **** in the chili at Wendy’s. Curse and swear with every breath. Blaspheme all that is considered holy. Persecute for the sake of persecution. Show no mercy. enjoy the willing, it can be done, be creative. Show your friends that vivisection can be a verb. Immolate your parents. Horribly enjoy, maim and torture your siblings. Show no respect for authority. Finally kill yourself in the most gruesome way imaginable. Do it on camera, live and make sure young children are watch. Be An Hero


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

david bowie is a p cool guy imo

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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

Sandwich Chef

Avatar: Deformed Child
6

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Awesome


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MalditeLoki

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
3

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Xylon, you made a typo.

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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

chronic troll syndrome? such a pity.


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DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Xylon Posted:

It is the duty of every self respecting troll to lay waste to all that is holy and pure. Set fire to the forests of the world. Pour motor oil on the ground. Kill animals en mbume. Ruin the joy of everyone around you. Incite racism and hatred towards all people. Sow strife and discontent amongst all around you. Spread completely false rumors to ruin the reputation of all who are exalted. Post shock images anywhere you can. Desensitize the mbumes to all that is vile and unclean so that obscene becomes a term lost to the ages. Be mean to children. Abuse any power you have over anyone. Emotionally torture those who are near to you. Kill everything that moves. Exploit the weak and powerless. Torture and maim the homeless, it’s fun. Endorse any concept that is considered taboo. Make rational arguments for the acceptance of all concepts that cause others to feel uncomfortable. Scream fine upstanding member of society in a room full of blacks. Scream welfare in a room full of republicans. Surprise your mate at random with anal sex. Stalk random people online and make them no what it means to live in fear. Be a force of oppression and sadness unlike any other. Breath fire and bleed smoke. Let vehemence and hatred for all that is consume you until nothing is left. Paint sexual graffiti in the bathrooms at Chuck E. Cheese. **** in the chili at Wendy’s. Curse and swear with every breath. Blaspheme all that is considered holy. Persecute for the sake of persecution. Show no mercy. enjoy the willing, it can be done, be creative. Show your friends that vivisection can be a verb. Immolate your parents. Horribly enjoy, maim and torture your siblings. Show no respect for authority. Finally kill yourself in the most gruesome way imaginable. Do it on camera, live and make sure young children are watch. Be An Hero

tl;dr

Failtroll is fail.


om nom nom

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StrawberrySn-
ow

Avatar: 109950 Sun Jan 04 01:20:12 -0500 2009
6

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

It is the duty of every self respecting troll to lay waste to all that is holy and pure.

So I should run for Congress and lobby for AIPAC instead of playing this crappy game? Log in to see images!

Also, stealth icons—yea or **** you?

Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

Thumbz

Avatar: Model Posing

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Gothzilla Posted:

fabulous persony dragon post

Xylon is a ****tard and a ****ty troll, only gothzilla could make this thread worse, oh wait, he did.


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