I guess working out gives you some foul breath, because you guys love to buy Synthol and Mints.

But, we have plenty for everyone!

We heard you guys enjoy drugs, so we put up even more of all your favorites, so you can get as high as you want!

Well, should the need ever arise, we shall continue to provide cheap drugs from cheap quality countries.

No worries, we didn’t pay for them anyway we always appreciate the business.

Cologne, and Synthol, have been re-listed.

But, supply routes are in jeopardy, extreme violence between drug ‘manufacturers’ is on the rise, manufacturing costs are going up, and customs is performing far more cavity searches, and our couriers are seeing travel expenses rise, so our prices may be going up in the near future.

So, buy everything now, because the next stocking may cost more!

We’re not going to guarantee a price hike on drugs.

But, should the price fluctuations make it necessary to do so to maintain profit to ensure quality product, we just want people to be suitably warned, so they can buy all they can at the current, possibly lower prices.

Buy! It’s like everything is on sale… from the future!

Fortunately, we have recently come in contact with an enhanced interrogator beauty technician that has access to the highest end of razors, the Cuttingtons 100-Blade Razor.

While we work out the details of obtaining a steady supply, we’ve put up our used leftovers free samples for  850.

We appreciate the recommendation of our services, Acid Flux.

Market research is still underway, but some of our drugs were already low profit sales, so those items may need to increase in price to remain worth the bribes and extortion shipping and handling involved in bringing them to you.

Initial research indicates it will not be most drugs, but it will likely be some.

Which ones, you may ask? Well, it could be any of them, once our accountants get through with the numbers.

So, it’s best to bumume they’ll all be going up in price soon, and buying all you can get right now! Every extra purchase you make now is giving us extra money through fear a savings for yourself in the future!

If you are looking for lots of tears, we would recommend Cuttington’s™ 100-Blade Razor if you’re on a budget (giving +100 Tears, currently available for  850), or Powerthirst if you are willing to spend a bit more (+175 Tears, and +45 Ego, currently available for  3,000).

While we would likely be able to acquire some Way More Tears™ Baby Shampoo (from China… really, it’s a little toxic) which would give +200 Tears, but the import fees, and its quasi-legal nature, would make its price around  9,000, which is probably only worthwhile for very special cirgreat timesstances, and we wouldn’t want to stock that without a specific buyer.

We do have plenty of razors and Powerthirst in stock, though.

We would also recommend any trolls look at Powerthirst for their Douchebaggery needs, as there is no better source than the Menergy of Powerthirst!

Hey, restock you razors.