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Drugs Bargain Drug Sales!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Sales are going strong, but we still have tasty, tasty drug for you!

Act now!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You guys needed some more uppers, so we have happily provided.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Y’all are busy this morning, so we’ve renewed our supplies of uppers and energy drinks.

It’s what you crave! Buy it!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You people love your Smileprin XRs, so we threw a bunch more onto our virtual shelves.

Smile like the Joker, ****es valued customers.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Oh, Smileprin. Those little green pills are growing to be our bane.

So little demand at our more than fair prices, our drugged out, brain dead well trained stock girls keep confusing the little clear Smileprin XRs for them (and our loyal customers love our mistakes), and our Chinese smuggler was recently killed by the Russian mob most are nearly expired we feel like having a special.

So, we’re getting rid of our stock of Smileprin by putting them on Kyoubai with NO RESERVE! That’s right, any offer will be accepted! End our vapid whores’ hard working stock girls’ confusion and eliminate all traces of our connection to the gang that has ****ed off the Russian mob and buy Smileprin now!

Remember, once they’re gone, they’re gone!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Buy Smileprin!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We’ve restocked a variety of your favorite drugs, so buy, buy, buy!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Looks like there was a mbumive rush for all things Smileprin.

Thanks for clearing out our stock, and we’ve restocked the Smileprin XRs for your happy time fun.

guest42 edited this message on 02/18/2009 5:01AM

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

There must have been a major party this morning. That, or you needed to stave off your huge crash from your late night antics.

Either way, we’ve restocked everything, so you can trip your way through the long day before your next sweet rave.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Caffeinated products restocked for you hackers.

animecute

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 27 Hacker

“1337”

Hey, I was just wondering if you can stock a few Caffeinated Mints. Thanks =^-^=

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You want Caffeinated Mints? You’ve got Caffeinated Mints!

We’ve done an extra-large restocking on those, and we’re restocking everything else now.

You Hackers are such good customers.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Another satisfied, over-caffeinated customer. Log in to see images!

Our certified quick service brings you plenty of all your favorite drugs.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You hackers like your minty fresh breath. And the buzz it brings.

So, more mints and 5-HTP for y’all.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our supplies were running a little low, so we went ahead and restocked everything! Enjoy!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We are, once again, fully stocked.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Plenty of stock, buy, buy, buy!

Someone Bett-
er Than You

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Bought all of your colognes.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

So you did. Glad we could provide them for you.

And now we have restocked them, and the many other things people have been buying all day.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

And we are again restocked!

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