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Audio The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Internet is a real book.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

If anyone cares.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

The Wandering Hypocrite Posted:

If anyone cares.

I did… I did.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

If that’s true then CZ could be sued by the publisher. Eep.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Its a very bad book idea as the internet evolves and changes its culture weekly.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

no ****? A real book? Hmm. ET and JB, maybe better replace this with the second place entry this week?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
24

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

I pretend to have bp...

Fingerz Posted:

If that’s true then CZ could be sued by the publisher. Eep.

It’s a government pamphlet, actually, so no worries on being sued. I thought I’d check it out for ideas for Forumbuildr, but it’s actually really… boring. Cool for historical context, though.

Sick_Hacker

Avatar: 92134 2009-12-11 08:19:25 -0500
27

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Oh for christs sake. I knew it was too good to be true. Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Yeah. DENSA is a real thing too (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densa).

I don’t know. Maybe it’s not such a big deal. The book was published over 20 years ago and it’s already available in plaintext via Project Gutenberg.

This is just a hunch, but I bet if we did a good job of it (and you Forumbuildrs always do!) those bumociated with original would actually enjoy the homage and appreciate the new life it’s taken.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Im pretty sure the book wasnt about learning about the “finer parts” of the internet, but rather lerning 2 internetz with the yahoos and googles and other stuff that would sound humorous coming out of Bill Cosby.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

I didn’t read all the entries because my brain melted, but all I saw was a bunch of male reproductive organ jokes. No visible attempts to capture Douglas Adams style or wit. Perhaps there’s some irony there though.

meeeeeeeeee edited this message on 01/21/2009 8:09PM

Doc_Holliday

Avatar: 85846 Fri Nov 21 20:09:23 -0500 2008
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I'm your ****leberry.

All I know is that if the forum doesn’t have a Difficulty Rating of 42 I’m going to be disappointed. Hardness be damned.

Doc_Holliday edited this message on 01/22/2009 1:04AM

Sick_Hacker

Avatar: 92134 2009-12-11 08:19:25 -0500
27

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

I didn’t read all the entries because my brain melted, but all I saw was a bunch of male reproductive organ jokes. No visible attempts to capture Douglas Adams style or wit. Perhaps there’s some irony there though.

Well I’ve tried to capture the essence of Douglas Adams in this forum. To be honest I think a few others have tried as well. I can bumure you that the actual people getting up votes are the people who are writing long paragraphs writing about the internet in general. Then again this was my idea and all things considered I could be a biased ****.

Doc_Holliday Posted:

All I know is that if the forum doesn’t have a Difficulty Rating of 42 I’m going to be disappointed. Hardness be damned.

Hot damn, I would be disappointed too.

Sick_Hacker edited this message on 01/22/2009 8:26AM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

watch, it will probably be level 42 when forums are reshuffled for Episode 3

AvaPrimerva

Avatar: 91446 Fri Nov 28 20:45:13 -0500 2008
9

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

I didn’t read all the entries because my brain melted, but all I saw was a bunch of male reproductive organ jokes. No visible attempts to capture Douglas Adams style or wit. Perhaps there’s some irony there though.

There were male reproductive organ jokes, and there were references to Douglas Adams’ bits, including dolphins and all that. Some good, some not so good. People ran the ‘42’ bit into the ground.

For my contributions, I tried to actually remember when I was a n00b. I had fun doing questions I had and what ‘wisdom’ I learned. Frex, yes, I really did wonder why I was getting male reproductive organ enlargement spam even though I was a woman. Log in to see images!

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