Okay then.

Front Porch Swept

How are 5-HTP sales?

I’m going to have to reevaluate the drug prices, it seems. Perhaps have a slightly lower reserve, so that people can both ‘Buy It Now’, or try to get a bigger discount.

Acid Flux Posted:

All items for sale at rock bottom prices!

Really? I think rock bottom is at least a bit lower. I’m offering 5-HTPs lower than you are.

***SPECIAL SURPRISE SECRET SALE!***

Some of my competitors are trying to lure you away with their ‘flash-in-the-pan’ auctions. But here at Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market, we take care of our customers! I’ve added a few special auctions of my own, at the guaranteed lowest price around! As of this moment, I have no fewer than SIX Hidden Special Surprise Secret Sales in Kyoubai. And I can guarantee, that as of this moment, they are the absolutely lowest Buy It Nows on the market for those items. We shopped around before we listed these items, folks, and they are the best prices in town!..

In fact, some of the regular priced links here in the Store will take you to the Secret Sales! Take a look!

We’re here for the long haul, folks! We’re going to be the Store you can depend on for a long,long time. And we want to make sure you get great deals, every day, not just from someone trying to get rid of excess inventory in a clearance sale.

Thanks again for shopping at Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!!

God Bless America… and Canada, too!

mmm, Needs MOAR Kidneyz.

Okay, store is restocked, but I somehow screwed up the post format. I’ll fix that later.

Laggy internet at work makes a ten minute update take over a frakking hour.

Acid Flux…

how many Bps wouldyou pay if i made you a flash advertisement for your advertisers??

i just might do it for no bps anyways… yayz fo’ photoshop mastaz with flash exp!!

but im in a dire need of bp so i can buy episode 2. i get bored easily and if i don’t get it soon, i might get bored enought to leave… unless i can’t find anything more interesting….....hmmm… i wonder what that roleplay area is like?

^.^

off topic:

Kirby!!

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Jarwain Posted:

Acid Flux…

how many Bps wouldyou pay if i made you a flash advertisement for your advertisers??

i just might do it for no bps anyways… yayz fo’ photoshop mastaz with flash exp!!

but im in a dire need of bp so i can buy episode 2. i get bored easily and if i don’t get it soon, i might get bored enought to leave… unless i can’t find anything more interesting….....hmmm… i wonder what that roleplay area is like?

^.^

off topic:

Kirby!!

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You know, I was just discussing a similar idea with someone else:

I’m thinking of a banner, similar in size to what Kyoubai has.

I’m see a rustic wood paneling background (think Cracker Barrel or any other home-style country restaurant). On the left side is a caricature of my avatar (a bald headed red skull) with a big toothy smile and near-googly eyes, dressed in a brown cowboy hat, blue long sleeve bumon up shirt, jeans and cowboy boots, holding out his left arm toward the center of the banner, as if directing people inside. On the right side is a ‘female’ version of the same character, but this time with blonde curls, a blue bonnet and apron, holding up a frying pan with bacon & eggs frying up. She also has a welcoming smile on her face. In the center, written in dark lettering to appear to be wood-smoked carvings, the words:

Acid Flux’s

Country Kitchen

&

Flea Market

Now, if you can do something like that and it looks awesome enough for me to use, I think I’d probably pay at least 2 BP for that. More if it was animated (preferably both an animated & non-animated version, just in case)