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FINGERZ, MD ANSWERS YOUR BURNING MEDICAL QUESTIONS!
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ASK AWAY. I’M AN E-DOCTOR. I HAVE THE ANSWERS. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:09AM |
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Why do I have the constant urge to hate this thread, doctor? Nameless2 Posted:
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:10AM |
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what, you have a burning sensation? in your vaj? probably a yeast infection, or an std Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:10AM |
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I ask you again…
If you eat food, you crap out ****.
But if you eat ****, doesn’t it logically follow that you will crap out food??
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:10AM |
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male reproductive organFACEPANTS
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:11AM |
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The Biscuit Kid Posted:
BECAUSE YOU’RE A fabulous person. ALSO BECAUSE YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON SITES LIKE THIS AND NOT ENOUGH ON SITES LIKE YAHOO ANSWERS AND NEOPETS. MY PRESCRIPTION: SPEND 2 HOURS A DAY REPLYING TO QUESTIONS ON YAHOO! ANSWERS FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS.
PROGNOSIS IS GOOD; A FULL RECOVERY IS EXPECTED. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:12AM |
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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:14AM |
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Goatse II Posted:
EATING ****, AKA “COPRAPHAGY”, IS A SICK SEXUAL PRACTICE WHICH CONTAINS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE. ALL YOU WILL **** OUT AFTER EATING **** IS A DOUBLE ****. LIKE THE DOUBLE fine upstanding member of society, YOU DON’T WANT TO BE AROUND TO SMELL IT. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:16AM |
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Xemnas Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:17AM |
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WHAT SORT OF CONSISTENCY SHOULD I BE SHOOTING FOR IN MY FECES? DENSE, SPONGY, SMOOSHY, OR RUNNY? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:19AM |
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i think this e-doctor needs an e-lobotomy then e-breast implants Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:19AM |
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coffee brought. plz don’t beat meLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:20AM |
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icwutudidthar Posted:
AN IDEAL TURD SHOULD BE FIRM YET NOT HARD, SO AS NOT TO CAUSE PAIN UPON EXITING THE ANAL OPENING. IF YOUR BODY IS DIGESTING YOUR FOOD OPTIMALLY, YOUR POOP SHOULD FLOAT IN THE TOILET. THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY FOUL UNPLEASANT SMELLS FROM THE POOP; IF THERE ARE IT MAY BE A SIGN OF ILLNESS OR A POOR DIET. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:24AM |
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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
DOCTOR’S LOG: PATIENT EXHIBITS SIGNS OF EXTREME DISbumOCIATIVE DISORDER; HIS GRASP ON REALITY HAS BECOME TENUOUS, AT BEST. RECOMMENDING INSTITUTIONALIZATION TO FAMILY AS THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION AT THIS POINT IN TIME. I REALIZE THERE IS A SLIM CHANCE FOR RECOVERY ONCE INSTITUTIONALIZED BUT THE NEEDS OF THE PATIENT’S FAMILY NEED TO BE CONSIDERED AS WELL. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:26AM |
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Xemnas Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:26AM |
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Fingerz Posted: captains log: stardate 9/9/9/2366: i flushed it down the star-toilet.
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:33AM |
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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
PATIENT 96723 HAS BECOME COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM REALITY. HE EXHIBITS AGGRESSIVE TENDENCIES AND, WHEN SEEMINGLY LUCID, HAS NO IDEA WHAT REALITY HE IS ACTUALLY LIVING IN. A REPEATING THEME IS ONE OF BEING IN OUTER SPACE, FOR REASONS UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME. TYPICALLY THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF A PERSON SO MISERABLE IN THEIR REAL LIFE THEY CREATE AN ALTERNATE LIFE FOR THEMSELVES IN THEIR MIND, ONE THEY CAN CONTROL ALL THE VARIABLES IN. SHOCK TREATMENT IS TO COMMENCE SHORTLY, ONCE THE FAMILY HAVE SIGNED THE NECESSARY PAPERWORK. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:38AM |
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Fingerz Posted:
tldr, your posts reek of effort and sour defeat, suggest immediate self-euthanization. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:42AM |
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Dear Dr. Fingerz,
My pee smells like beer, even though I’ve never had a drink in my life.
Should I make money by ****ing in mugs and giving them to alcoholics? |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:48AM |
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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
UPPING DOSAGE OF ALPRAZOL; ALSO ADDING 15 MG OF LORAZEPAM. PATIENT SEEMS TO HAVE DEVELOPED A HIGH TOLERANCE TO VALIUM AND OXAZEPAM. IF THIS TREND CONTINUES LOBOTOMY MAY BE THE ONLY EFFECTIVE TREATMENT. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 10:50AM |
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