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Flezz [CLOSED] Contest for 10BP (We luuuuurve Flip-Flops)

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Acid Flux Posted:

WTF?

What rule did you break?

I call B.S.

I can’t believe nobody saw this coming. They are moderating the site and fixing problems with Kyoubai. They just started it, and they are going to make it so you can’t abuse it.

Also it just started, they are figuring out the rules right now pretty much.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 01/17/2009 9:03PM

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

“Your auction was flagged as abusive. Your item has been confiscated and the auction is now closed.”

Got that from BidSquid today. But we all know his English is poor, so I’ll fix it for him:

“The Biscuit Kid, we took your IRL monies to trade for ****ty BPs, we then ****ed up your awesome community contest by removing a hilarious auction in which an even ****tier currency was given. Also, we doubly made sure that your contest can have no winnner, so now nobody gets Episode 2.

P.S. We took your ****ing Flip-Flops as well, just for lulz.”

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

The Biscuit Kid Posted:

”Your auction was flagged as abusive. Your item has been confiscated and the auction is now closed.”

Got that from BidSquid today. But we all know his English is poor, so I’ll fix it for him:

“The Biscuit Kid, we took your IRL monies to trade for ****ty BPs, we then ****ed up your awesome community contest by removing a hilarious auction in which an even ****tier currency was given. Also, we doubly made sure that your contest can have no winnner, so now nobody gets Episode 2.

P.S. We took your ****ing Flip-Flops as well, just for lulz.”

So basically you’re saying that you really think that it’s a good thing that you can transform BP into Flezz by running contests like this one?

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

FalCoN Posted:

So basically you’re saying that you really think that it’s a good thing that you can transform BP into Flezz by running contests like this one?

No, I want my goddamn Flip-Flops back! Right NOW.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

The Biscuit Kid Posted:

No, I want my goddamn Flip-Flops back! Right NOW.

He paid good money for those flip-flops. GIVE THEM BACK TO HIM!

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

You come into my house, you take my 2  deposit fee, you steal my Flip-Flops, you **** my wife. What will you do next, BidSquid?

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Perfectly Legal action #1:

Put a Tumorous Kidney up for Auction with a Buy Now Option for  4,542,400 (the system will allow this amount)

Perfectly Legal Action #2:

Once the Tumorous Kidney has been purchased an hour later, express your gratitude to your purchaser by including a free gift that might help them further enjoy their new Fetish. Perhaps a 4BP transfer would be the friendly thing to do.

It is legal to list this item at that price.

It is legal to transfer BP to another player.

The only difference between these Flip-Flops and the Tumorous Kidney is the level of power of these two items.

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Bearing in mind what Acid Flux has just told us, and following every given system rule on Kyoubai, it has come to my attention that this Lucky Club Foot has been added with a buyout price of 2,000,000…

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/10177

Kyoubai allows me to set the buyout price at 2,000,000 so that’s exactly what I’m doing. Note that this is not a Flezz/BP transaction, but if I feel the need to transfer BP to another player at any time, I will do so, again, following every rule in the book.

I think you get what I’m trying to say. 57 minutes until buyout.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Kind of like how ‘Escort Services’ aren’t really prostitution.

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Buyout is now available on that item. Just a heads up.

The Stig

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
11

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Purchased. I hope this lucky club foot will bring me great luck! Log in to see images!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Oh, I’m sure you’ll see some type of karmic windfall.

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Or maybe even a Hitler Mustache to go with that.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/10256

Sent you a Tubmail by the way.

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Haha, my “5,212,595” has been confiscated.

Was fun while it lasted.

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Fook mi Posted:

Haha, my “5,212,595” has been confiscated.

Was fun while it lasted.

Wait, what? They confiscated your Flezz?!

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Pic 1

Pic 2

Yep, I don’t mind though as I took this risk when bidding in the first place.

Despite all my rebumurance to your worrying it seems that Evil Trout took offense after all.

Fook mi edited this message on 01/17/2009 11:57PM

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Aah damn, looks like it’s definitely time to stop these contests. I didn’t mind too much, because I didn’t actually lose anything, but I feel bad now that you’ve lost your 5 million.

The Biscuit Kid edited this message on 01/18/2009 12:00AM

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

Avatar: DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

The Biscuit Kid Posted:

Or maybe even a Hitler Mustache to go with that.

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/10256

Sent you a Tubmail by the way.

Now they need to make these wearable troll gear, as that would be totally appropriate.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Contests designed to increase your auction winnings are not permitted.

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