SplodeyDopy Posted:

1. Is it in already?

Not sure about you but they know when I’m in…. But also this line may make you look like a twat it save you from also looking like a twat if it’s not actually in.

2. That’s all?

I want more.

4. (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing special. you?

If you are doing a whore then no nothing special.

9. You look better with the lights out.

Just a fact = Beauty just a light switch away.

10. This is much better than my previous girlfriend/boyfriend.

A compliment Log in to see images!

12. Don’t tell my husband/wife

Well if they got told then that would be bad?

15. Can you hurry a little bit? I have got to go to a business meeting.

Don’t wanna be late people might think you were shagging their wifes?

16. I really hope you don’t expect a raise on your paycheck…

Gotta make sure they know right?

17. Yeah this will get you the job.

Woo a job.

19. Did i already tell you that i have herpes?

Well it would be unfair not to tell them.

21. Hurry up! The game is about to start.

Perfectly valid considering I got about 1000 bucks going on it.

27. Are those real?

It doesn’t matter I’m still gonna moter boat them Log in to see images!

28. Oh yeah, in case i forget i’m breaking up with you.

Nice one playa!

29. What’s that smell? is that you?

Don’t wanna be doing something fishy?

33. God! You and your sister are so alike.

Thats true as well us 3 should get together sometime.

34. Your mother is pretty nice.

Well she is?

35. What’s your name again.

If you are really drunk make sure you know who it is.

40. Dont touch that!

I’m not a homo?

42. I think my dad is listning at the door.

Making sure you always tie your parents down before doing it.

43. Smile to the camera, sweety.

Making memories Log in to see images!

44. Something fun on the tellie?

^porn

45. Get your hand away from that place!!

I said before… I’m not homo.

46. I have reason to believe the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

LOL not bad morning after pill tis still gurdio. Remember kids give a fake name.

47. I knew you were filling up your bra.

BUUUUSSSTED.

48. Cover me guys, i’m going in!!

Clbumic lols.

49. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

I prefer the term “SHIZZZZAAAAAM!” But that’s good to.

I thought I should point out all the decent ones and why they are good.

I once had a paramour who specifically instructed me to never make pokemon noises in bed. I have no idea why.

For the record, nothing will make you want to make pokemon noises in bed more than being specifically told not to, out of nowhere.

OcToMaN Posted:

One thing OP is:

1) unfunny fabulous person

QFT