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50 things you propably should not say while having sex..
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1. Is it in already?
2. That’s all?
3. You’re kidding me!
4. (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing special. you?
5. Do i have to pay for this?
6. Should i give you a call tomorow?
7. Ohhh, mommie, mommie!
8. Ohhh, daddie, daddie
9. You look better with the lights out.
10. This is much better than my previous girlfriend/boyfriend.
11. I thought this had to go in the other hole….
12. Don’t tell my husband/wife
13. You’ve got the same bra as my mother (especialy bad when the girls says it)
14. This sucks.
15. Can you hurry a little bit? I have got to go to a business meeting.
16. I realy hope you don’t expect a raise on your paycheck…
17. Yeah this will get you the job.
18. Jezus christ, is that all you can do.
19. Did i already tell you that i have herpes?
20. I think we should marrie.
21. Hurry up! The game is about to start.
22. I’m hungry. (No fran jokes about this one please!)
23. I’m thirsty.
24. zzzzzzzzzzzz.
25. Are you trying to be funny??
26. Can you bring me home after this?
27. Are those real?
28. Oh yeah, in case i forget i’m breaking up with you.
29. What’s that smell? is that you?
30. You’ve never did this before did you?
31. Wow, first time i’ve seen those.. (grabbing it..)
32. Do you know what some female spiders do after reproduction?
33. God! You and your sister are so alike.
34. Your mother is pretty nice.
35. What’s your name again?
36. Do i have to be here tomorrow?
37. Another time? I almost fell asleep the first time!
38. Awww, and you had only just started….
39. You are as good as a nine year old – trust me i know.
40. Dont touch that!
41. Want to order a pizza?
42. I think my dad is listning at the door.
43. Smile to the camera, sweety.
44. Something fun on the tellie?
45. Get your hand away from that place!!
46. I have reason to believe the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
47. I knew you were filling up your bra.
48. Cover me guys, i’m going in!!
49. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
50. The sealing need to be whitened SplodeyDopy edited this message on 01/15/2009 1:44PMNeem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP) |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 1:42PM |
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there’s blood in my stool DRIP{ DROOL|... innnnnnnternet mmmmmmmagniffffficent! |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 1:48PM |
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One thing OP is: 1) unfunny fabulous person Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 1:49PM |
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.You have to move the fat rolls for me to put it in Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 1:59PM |
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heheh hey guys check out this funny email i got: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 2:02PM |
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FarZaveR Posted:
i though it would be stupid enough for the people on forumwarz, i mean we are talking about people who love seven vibrating dildos.. everyone know only vibrators vibrate..Log in to see images! Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP) |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 2:10PM |
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What do you have against ‘Y’ as a letter to end words with?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 2:15PM |
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King Krimson Posted:
pretty much.. thanks for asking it all started ten years ago when i was learning to swim.. me and my chinese mate went to the deep side of the pool.. there we almost drownt.. Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP) |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 2:23PM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
ok post it Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 2:30PM |
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# 51) Suck SplodeyDopy, don’t blow. |
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 9:40PM |
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#52) Mom, can we stop now?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/15/2009 9:55PM |
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delicious copypasta Smoke Weed Everyday |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 7:26PM |
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Gay thred is gay |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 7:39PM |
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I remember seeing some of those in the “Life in Hell” comic. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 7:42PM |
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I IZ R WUN LIKR UV DIS THREASD. |
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| Posted On: 01/17/2009 7:46PM |
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P4RTYV4N Posted:
Log in to see images! Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP) |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2009 8:24AM |
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Geocities 1998 called, they want their non-content back. Log in to see images!
Green porno!
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| Posted On: 02/10/2009 8:36AM |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2009 8:21PM |
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Wow I’ve certainly would not have known not to do that if you hadn’t told me. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/11/2009 12:30AM |
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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 02/11/2009 12:35AM |
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monkey bum rapis...
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