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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Scene: 1/11/09. On the cusp of Fran is Fat becoming the new fourm build, the tense silence in IDC is broken as Biff Weasley and mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm begin mocking random people. Suddenly, Fran enters… and all hell breaks loose.

Fran: WHAT

7:07PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: Fran:

7:07PM

blizzard-killa: ah the famed fran lol

7:08PM

Biff Weasley: Fran is Phat.

7:08PM

Fran: I’m famed?

7:08PM

Biff Weasley: Fran sold the tylenol to Patch!

7:08PM

blizzard-killa: possibly

7:09PM

Biff Weasley: Fran introduced strawberry dog dongs to Fwz!

7:09PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: they were weight loss puills!

7:09PM

Biff Weasley: Fran created Mr Fappy, a lulztastic meme.

7:09PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: frans clitoris is hugmungous!

7:09PM

Biff Weasley: Fran mad sure witty enjoys gratuitous amounts of male reproductive organ in his bumhole.

7:10PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: i love memes especially lulztastic ones

7:10PM

Biff Weasley: Fran dissed Zonbei.

7:10PM

BrainpanSonata: Fran is a meme in her own right

7:10PM

Biff Weasley: Fran made Irascible kill himself.

7:10PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: zonbei made frn angry! she squashed a banana and hooted!

7:10PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ...

7:11PM

Biff Weasley: Fran wrecked Domination!

7:11PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran brought the fur back to fursona

7:11PM

Biff Weasley: Fran drunk drove the Shortbus

7:11PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: or t least back hair

7:12PM

Biff Weasley: Fran stole the batteries out of 7 vibrating dildoes

7:12PM

BrainpanSonata: save it for when the build wins

7:12PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran was disqualified from the east german female swim team for being a man

7:12PM

Biff Weasley: Fran is Full of FAIL

7:12PM

BrainpanSonata: FAIL’s here, too?

7:12PM

blizzard-killa: O RLY

7:13PM

Biff Weasley: Fran engaged in nonconsentual intercourse with Raepdog

7:13PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: many people died from a gas emission in africa, like several villages by volcanic lake gas

7:13PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: -but it was fran farting

7:14PM

Biff Weasley: Fran turned Evil Trout from Good

7:14PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: Fran engaged in consentual intercourse with Raepdog

7:14PM

Biff Weasley: Fran was the last temptation of Jesus

7:14PM

Biff Weasley: that’s no moon – its Fran

7:14PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: jesus was not tempted and this is why he chose to die

7:14PM

BrainpanSonata: dammit, my dog’s trying to eat my bathrobe… see what metioning Fran is doing?

7:14PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ok we get it fran has done a lot….

7:14PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: hehe no moon

7:15PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran lives in a greek maze and gores people

7:15PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ....

7:15PM

BrainpanSonata: you guys done yet?

7:15PM

blizzard-killa: mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: thinks this game is real hence why hes such a troll (meh all i could think of)

7:15PM

Biff Weasley: 1001 FunFranFacts

7:15PM

AntiRules187: BrainpanSonata: i don’t think they’re done.

7:16PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: i dont think they will ever quiet… they will keep on makign up random crap untill we all die

7:16PM

blizzard-killa: not if thay die 1st

7:16PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran actually beat chuck norris..-by scent

7:17PM

Biff Weasley: Fran did 9-11

7:17PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ...

7:17PM

Biff Weasley: Fran learned martial arts from Bruce Lee

7:17PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: seriously there should be an ignore bumon on this thing…

7:17PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: multiple airbus a-380 can fly into frans woman's genitals abreast, its that large

7:17PM

AntiRules187: Hell_Correspondance1992: best idea ever.

7:18PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: i know..

7:18PM

BrainpanSonata: how do I get the chat logs for this?

7:18PM

blizzard-killa: Hell_Correspondance1992: should we nag trout for one?

7:18PM

Biff Weasley: Fran ghostwrites Fallout Boy’s songs

7:18PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: yes we should

7:18PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran ate some rice once, and the famine in africa began

7:18PM

Biff Weasley: Fran is a hermaphrodite

7:19PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran>sally struthers

7:19PM

Biff Weasley: Fran headbumed the Berlin wall and it fell

7:19PM

Biff Weasley: Fran did a cannonball into the Gulf and made hurricane Katrina

7:19PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: also im starting to wish more and more that there was an actual hell correspondance agency to get these idoits killed…

7:19PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran to a **** and the yellow river was born

7:20PM

Biff Weasley: Fran sells Tylenol over the innernet

7:20PM

blizzard-killa: mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm and Biff weasley started end of the internet

7:20PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: but then im glad there isnt one cause i know somebody would use it on me to have me killed…

7:20PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: started teh end of it…

7:20PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: i saw a huge bushy valley while hiking once, with two saggy-looking hills, then i realized it was fran

7:21PM

Biff Weasley: Fran secretly owns Dominos and rejected FalconFour’s application

7:21PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: they are the armageddon of the internet

7:21PM

blizzard-killa: can some one falcone pawnch these noobs

7:21PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran is racist towards cross-eyed pizza drivers

7:21PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: i would but im to lazy….

7:22PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: and i has food…

7:22PM

blizzard-killa: chicken or toacos?

7:22PM

blizzard-killa: tacos i suck

7:22PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: neither…

7:22PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran is trying to run a pizza company but all the toppings kep going missing

7:22PM

blizzard-killa: what theres other food besides chicken or tacos?

7:22PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: yes

7:22PM

AntiRules187: yeah, easy mac

7:22PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: lol

7:22PM

blizzard-killa: what a age we live in lol

7:23PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: the age of teh noobs

Hell_Correspondance1992: they are going to kill us all

7:23PM

Biff Weasley: Fran is franipotent

7:23PM

blizzard-killa: runnnnn

7:23PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: and then the pinguins are going to kill the noobs and the intire world will be ruled by them

Hell_Correspondance1992: sadly we wont be able to see it because we will have all commited suicide because of the noobs…

7:24PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran plays forumwarz

7:24PM

blizzard-killa: you forgot the flameing rocks and arrivel of the turtle planet

7:24PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: oh i did… im sorry

7:25PM

blizzard-killa: no problem

7:25PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: better yet lets just set this planet on fire and watch it burn from a safe distance

7:25PM

Biff Weasley: Fran is the anti-drug

7:25PM

BrainpanSonata: “fran plays forumwarz?” are you running out of steam?

7:25PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: just say no to fran

7:25PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: like from my vacation home in hell

7:25PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: lol

Biff Weasley: Fran killed Princess Di

7:26PM

blizzard-killa: is it warm there?

7:26PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: yes…

7:26PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: BrainpanSonata: lol, fool

7:26PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: and also there is a lot of space

7:26PM

blizzard-killa: mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: lol tripel foo

7:26PM

Biff Weasley: Fran has touched the face of God

blizzard-killa: i heard it had insureance hikes lately

7:26PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran had sex with jesus

7:26PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: yah but i has the money to pay for it… so it is ok

7:27PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: thank you grandparents

7:27PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran owns a successful asphalt company

7:27PM

Biff Weasley: Fran helped fake the moon landing

Hell_Correspondance1992: fran is boring me to death…

7:27PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: frans male reproductive organ is in fact just an oversized clitoris

Biff Weasley: Fran trapped Han Solo in carbonite

7:28PM

blizzard-killa: fran is over used in chuck norris type jokes

BrainpanSonata: fran still hasn’t left idc

Hell_Correspondance1992: seriously who creates a website without haveing a flipping ignore bumon it just ruins the site for everybody else…

7:29PM

blizzard-killa: i do ….

7:29PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran is that thing in jabbas basement that tried to eat luke

Biff Weasley: Fran wrote the original Star Wars screenplay

7:29PM

BrainpanSonata: wait, no, she’s gone

Biff Weasley: Fran also toured with David Bowie

7:29PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ... not really

7:30PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: she is still here in the noobs words

7:30PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ...

doctormale reproductive organtor: so do we now have carte blanche to game Buildr in any way we want?

7:30PM

doctormale reproductive organtor: since it’s obvious it is now irrelevant and has no standards

7:30PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran enjoys rap music

7:30PM

blizzard-killa: STFU about fran please

7:30PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: every other word they spew is fran, fran…

7:30PM

BrainpanSonata: I dunno

7:30PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: ok

7:30PM

doctormale reproductive organtor: sweet I’m going to make the worst forum ever and give away BP for upvoting it and downvoting everything else

7:31PM

Biff Weasley: DO NOT TAKE FRAN’S NAME IN VAIN

doctormale reproductive organtor: because all that matters is gaming the system and getting e-peen

7:31PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: where are the sharp pointy objects when you need them to cut off somebodies tongue…

BrainpanSonata: you mean fingers

7:31PM

blizzard-killa: biff just start the chruch of fran

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: xylon is frans latest bait

7:31PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: soon she will inhale it

7:31PM

Hell_Correspondance1992: no tongue to make them shut the hell up

7:31PM

Biff Weasley: lol lol YHBT

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: YHBT

7:32PM

BrainpanSonata: it won’t make them stop typing

blizzard-killa: yhbt?

7:32PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: you responded! YHBT

Hell_Correspondance1992: actually they would die of blood loss pretty quickly so yah they would stop typing

7:32PM

mNeMoNiC aLg0rItHm: fran invented YHBT

7:32PM

Biff Weasley: lol YHBT maximum

7:32PM

handofg0d: you have been trooooooooooooolld


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la

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“Packet Sniffer ”

Actualy thay was doing it some time before that

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

yeah, and they’re still doing it as of *glances at clock* 6:44 CST, but that’s all I managed to copypasta.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
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Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

BrainpanSonata Posted:

Biff Weasley: Fran engaged in nonconsentual intercourse with Raepdog

Biff Weasley: Fran engaged in nonconsentual intercourse with Raepdog

Bah.

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