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Fun What can you find lodged Between you bed and the wall, and outher hard to reach places?

Achonpineapp-
le

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

[gheese mongers]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Ok, first thread and I just found a broken yoyo…Log in to see images!

wow, and a plastic scythe..Log in to see images!

And, I have no longer lost my..f***,

I lost my marbles again, under my bed.Log in to see images!

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DEATH!! DEATH BY PIE!!

FOR I AM THE KING OF IT!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

let’s see…

3 gum wrappers, 2 pieces of rock-hard gum, my wallet (no money in it) and a G.I. Joe action figure.


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Fortunato Posted:

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

ANIMAL SEMEN


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Achonpineapp-
le

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

[gheese mongers]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

icwutudidthar Posted:

ANIMAL SEMEN

ok….disturbing….

NEXT!!


DEATH!! DEATH BY PIE!!

FOR I AM THE KING OF IT!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I keep an old man’s heart underneath the floorboards.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

I_AM_RESISTY

Avatar: 15269 Sat Dec 20 12:49:51 -0500 2008
6

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

a week old condom.


ALSO, male reproductive organS

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Lost your marbles…who plays marbles any mo-

Oh…haha…I get it now hahahaha you lost oh **** hahahahahaha you lost your MARBLES hahahahahaha

Like you’re crazy, like you’re a real kooky dude hahahaha

Like you’re mentally ill hahahaha INSANE!

LIKE YOU’RE ****ING BONKERS HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE ****ING BEING GOUGED OUT BY YOUR RAPIER WIT

HAHAHAHA OH **** THAT’S SO ****ING FUNNY

Except it’s not.

My grandfather died of syphilis-related insanity. You tried to **** the bumper cars at Coney Island and got electrocuted.

So maybe you should ****ING THINK before being so clever.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

RAVE REVIEWS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD

Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

I found a book:

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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

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LOL TOPICAL


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

RAVE REVIEWS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD

Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

A dead fine upstanding member of society and your mother’s male reproductive organ

NOW GIVE ME BP OR GET THE **** OUT


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

A dragon egg about to hatch:

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Maybe you should check again, and hopefully this time you can find at least one of the following items you will NEED:

1) A dictionary

2) A sense of humor

3) A bullet speeding toward your face at peak velocity


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Achonpineapp-
le

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

[gheese mongers]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Manphin Posted:

Maybe you should check again, and hopefully this time you can find at least one of the following items you will NEED:

1) A dictionary

2) A sense of humor

3) A bullet speeding toward your face at peak velocity

listen, I post a simple thread, and you take this **** out of it.

next time, I’m not posting my thread in the WHINY ****ES section…


DEATH!! DEATH BY PIE!!

FOR I AM THE KING OF IT!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

i found a hockey mask

a cable ace award i think i stole from someone it looks like i scratched out the name pretty good

a frisbee

a library book about dinosaurs thats like way over due

and my diary


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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to ride my male reproductive organ

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2015-07-17 09:14:26 -0400
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am a total **** stain.

Under my Bed

a vanilla flavored condom (unused)

chopsticks

pokerchips

Behind my book shelf:

a sock puppet

DVD (The Boondock Saints)

Dead roase petals

Cat fine upstanding member of society


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

YOUR HYMEN


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Achonpineapple Posted:

listen, I post a simple thread, and you take this **** out of it.

next time, I’m not posting my thread in the WHINY ****ES section…

lmao

WHINY ****ES


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Cygnus

Avatar: 100228 Fri Aug 21 11:03:02 -0400 2009

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Extremely anal (in more ways than one)!

I just moved my furniture around, but I found some spiders (dead and alive).

Wormulon

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

just some unpaid bills Log in to see images!


Made you look

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Robok Posted:

A dragon egg about to hatch:

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That’s a hatchling. This is an egg:

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Log in to see images! DICKFACEPANTS edited this message on 01/15/2009 8:04AM


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