Adapt Posted:

What

Seriously.

Biff Weasley Posted:

You should not do it because your cat would be very sad.

Funny, but fail.

Ask Fran. She’ll give you a discount.

AntiRules187 Posted:

find someone equally ****ed up to record the video.

I wonder if someone like that could get charged with anything, seeing as how they had the opportunity to stop the person, but choose not to. Is that illegal?

Adapt Posted:

I wonder if someone like that could get charged with anything, seeing as how they had the opportunity to stop the person, but choose not to. Is that illegal?

Yes, that’s most definitely illegal. Courts bumume that, had you not helped, the person may not have followed through, so you can actually catch a murder charge from it.

Adapt Posted:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

I vote for licking a hooker’s bum.

AntiRules187 Posted:

Why not? Let’s see what’s ****ed up in my life

1. My parents are usually drunk and arguing.

2. I have horrible grades in school because of #1.

3. People tend to be very, VERY cruel.

4. The only way I can escape this hostile environment called my house is to be on the internet at my library, and now I have to lock myself in my room because the library’s closed.

5. My friends have either moved away, or are supremely evil by not listening to my problems.

See, that’s only 5 off the top of my head.

Man you have it p tough; I’m surprised you had the strength to last this long, given such an intense list of grievances.

Adapt Posted:

Man you have it p tough; I’m surprised you had the strength to last this long, given such an intense list of grievances.

It’s called drugs, my friend. Pot, XTC, prescriptions, whatever helps.

Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems.

Adapt Posted:

Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems.

Suicide is a way to tell god, “You can’t fire me, I QUIT!!”