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Contest Contest: help me to become a better poster

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

As some of you might already know, I tend to be what many people refer to as a “****ty poster” on Flamebate because I usually don’t really care about what I write (unlike the really good “not-caring posters). Yet I think it’s time to improve my posting quality and this is what I want you to help me with.

Here’s the deal: You write me a Tubmail in which you give me suggestions on possible threads I might create in the Flamebate role-playing forums. Write me both the topic and the content of the thread, possibly also the suggested topic icon and the sub-forum I should post it in. Everybody is allowed to submit max. two different thread suggestions. The deadline for submissions is next Sunday (01/18/2009) at 11:59 PM EST. After that, I will select a thread suggestion and post it on Flamebate. The suggestion I pick will automatically win 1 BP. I might also select more than one thread suggestion, in that case everybody whose thread idea was picked will receive 1 BP.

And here are the rules on how you score additional Brownie Points with your thread:

– 1 BP if more than 50 different players post in it

– 1 BP if somebody will be banned for a post he made in that thread

– 1 BP if SG94 posts in it

– 1 BP if Jalapeno Bootyhole posts in it

– 1 BP if someone posts into the thread “State Route 341 (SR 341) is a state highway in western Nevada connecting US 50 near Dayton to Reno via Virginia City.”

– 1 BP if the thread gets over 200 posts and not a single one of them contains draginz

– 1 BP if at least three people suggest to move the thread into non-RP

– 1 BP if somebody posts a photoshopped photo of Ron Paul with a speech balloon with “srtop it” in it

– 3 BP if the thread is moved to Full of Won

– 3 BP if Evil Trout admits that he is a fabulous person

– 3 BP if the thread causes Fingerz to delete 7VD forever

– 3 BP if Pickled male reproductive organbum posts in it

– 3 BP if the thread gets over 500 posts and Fran is not mentioned once

– 5 BP if the thread causes Ricket not to win any medals in Domination for three weeks in a row

– 5 BP if at least five hot chicks post topless/nude photos of themselves in the thread

– 5 BP if Escher posts in the thread

– 7 BP if Fingerz posts a “vibrator on head” photo in the thread

– 7 BP if the thread is being hacked by MySpace Tom or he posts something page-breaking in it

FalCoN edited this message on 01/09/2009 11:16PM

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

FalCoN Posted:

As some of you might already know, I tend to be what many people refer to as a “****ty poster” on Flamebate because I usually don’t really care about what I write (unlike the really good “not-caring posters). Yet I think it’s time to improve my posting quality and this is what I want you to help me with.

Here’s the deal: You write me a Tubmail in which you give me suggestions on possible threads I might create in the Flamebate role-playing forums. Write me both the topic and the content of the thread, possibly also the suggested topic icon and the sub-forum I should post it in. Everybody is allowed to submit max. two different thread suggestions. The deadline for submissions is next Sunday (01/18/2009) at 11:59 PM EST. After that, I will select a thread suggestion and post it on Flamebate. The suggestion I pick will automatically win 1 BP. I might also select more than one thread suggestion, in that case everybody whose thread idea was picked will receive 1 BP.

And here are the rules on how you score additional Brownie Points with your thread:

– 1 BP if more than 50 different players post in it

– 1 BP if somebody will be banned for a post he made in that thread

– 1 BP if SG94 posts in it

– 1 BP if Jalapeno Bootyhole posts in it

– 1 BP if someone posts into the thread “State Route 341 (SR 341) is a state highway in western Nevada connecting US 50 near Dayton to Reno via Virginia City.”

– 1 BP if the thread gets over 200 posts and not a single one of them contains draginz

– 1 BP if at least three people suggest to move the thread into non-RP

– 3 BP if the thread is moved to Full of Won

– 3 BP if Evil Trout admits that he is a fabulous person

– 3 BP if the thread causes Fingerz to delete 7VD forever

– 3 BP if Pickled male reproductive organbum posts in it

– 5 BP if the thread causes Ricket not to win any medals in Domination for three weeks in a row

– 5 BP if at least five hot chicks post topless/nude photos of themselves in the thread

– 5 BP if Escher posts in the thread

– 7 BP if Fingerz posts a “vibrator on head” photo in the thread

– 7 BP if the thread is being hacked by MySpace Tom or he posts something page-breaking in it

lol this contest is fabulous persongy

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

make it happen

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Update:

- 1 BP if somebody posts a photoshopped photo of Ron Paul with a speech balloon with “srtop it” in it

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Log in to see images!

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

elenaratelimit Posted:

Log in to see images!

fail. but the picture is win. meh. Log in to see images!

oh, and also you’re a hot chick, so I consider your post “win” eventhough you’re not supposed to post it here but in the thread I’m going to create.

FalCoN edited this message on 01/09/2009 11:11PM

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

FalCoN Posted:

lol this contest is amazing

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

FalCoN Posted:

fail. but the picture is win. meh. Log in to see images!

oh, and also you’re a hot chick, so I consider your post “win” eventhough you’re not supposed to post it here but in the thread I’m going to create.

was i supposed to chop ron too, I wasn’t sure

I’m just lazy and want BP payout

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

elenaratelimit Posted:

was i supposed to chop ron too, I wasn’t sure

I’m just lazy and want BP payout

Yeah, but this contest is not about fulfilling the mentioned tasks but about suggesting me what thread to create on Flamebate. All the mentioned bonuses appeal for that thread, not for this one.

Also update:

- 3 BP if the thread gets over 500 posts and Fran is not mentioned once

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Can’t do that. We already have a quality post here Log in to see images!

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Poll: Is trolling AWESOME?

EDIT: Options could be “Yes”, “HELL YES”, and a variety of trollish ways to say yes.

zagerblag edited this message on 01/09/2009 11:40PM

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

zagerblag Posted:

Poll: Is trolling AWESOME?

EDIT: Options could be “Yes”, “HELL YES”, and a variety of trollish ways to say yes.

Despite the obvious fail: What is a trollish way to say yes?

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

State Route 341 (SR 341) is a state highway in western Nevada connecting US 50 near Dayton to Reno via Virginia City.

Also, ban Fingerz.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

bump

ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

fingerz make a deal with me and post a pic

i’ll give you 4 points of the 7 man

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

bumping a contest 50% of the people fail to understand

hurpdederp

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Move this thread to full of won

Benjamini

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I understood it. Good contest idea, good luck.

SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

i’m a sucky poster as well Log in to see images!

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

FalCoN Posted:

Despite the obvious fail: What is a trollish way to say yes?

I CAME

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