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FAQ Any tips how to pwn Forums in less than 30s and why my streak doesn't work.

Claudio Sanc-
hez

Avatar: 96629 Sat Jan 17 13:18:25 -0500 2009

Level 28 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

So yeah, please answer my questions. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Pwn forums in < 30 seconds: Wait for minimum threads, and make sure you can one-shot each one.

Streak doesn’t work: What do you mean by “doesn’t work”?

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Practice on the forum before trying to beat it in under the time limit. Might also want to time yourselves to see how close you are and work on it.

And don’t use the mouse.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Balloon Posted:

Practice on the forum before trying to beat it in under the time limit. Might also want to time yourselves to see how close you are and work on it.

And don’t use the mouse.

Yeah, this is basicly the easiest way to find out. As a emo kid you shouldn’t have much trouble if you have good .moar files and your best equips.

Also, what do you mean by “not working” did you pwn the same forum twice?

Claudio Sanc-
hez

Avatar: 96629 Sat Jan 17 13:18:25 -0500 2009

Level 28 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

No i didn’t. Different pwnt forums don’t show up there.

Thanks for advice!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Claudio Sanchez Posted:

No i didn’t. Different pwnt forums don’t show up there.

Looking at your history, you do have a pattern of repeating forums, and failing some. So, no streak to talk about.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Better advice:

For the fastest forum pwnage, hit “1” instead of “Take me to a new thread!” It instantly takes you to the next thread in the list.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Shii Posted:

Better advice:

For the fastest forum pwnage, hit “1” instead of “Take me to a new thread!” It instantly takes you to the next thread in the list.

I find it faster to spam the key of your next attack.(It takes me to the next thread anyway.)

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Crinkz Posted:

I find it faster to spam the key of your next attack.(It takes me to the next thread anyway.)

That only works until your attack is positioned farther out than the number of remaining threads.

Holy mammary glands

Avatar: 82154 Wed Dec 10 13:29:59 -0500 2008
6

[male reproductive organ]

Level 69 Camwhore

( . )( . )

You are a cheater, and cheaters don’t streak. I can streak on 3 alts but not on my cheater emo.

AuroraLancer

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Yeah, as a cheater of any kind, you can’t start up a streak – presumably because you can’t participate in Domination.

Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
3

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Also take advantage of haxlrose to tweak your stats. minimize ego/tears, maximize offence.

Biffy Boo

Avatar: Cockroach
3

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Wait for minimum threads

What does this mean? I’ve noticed that some forums have far less threads than others [/n00b]

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

The number of threads that can appear in any given forum varies, and this number is reset every 30 minutes. So waiting for minimum threads means to check back every half hour to see if the # of threads has hit a minimum.

For an almost complete listing, check out this wiki page.

Zezozecee

Avatar: Kitten
2

Level 21 Permanoob

“Asshat”

futhermocker Posted:

The number of threads that can appear in any given forum varies, and this number is reset every 30 minutes. So waiting for minimum threads means to check back every half hour to see if the # of threads has hit a minimum.

For an almost complete listing, check out this wiki page.

Thanks, that’s good to know. Man is this thing deep or what?

Zezozecee edited this message on 03/01/2009 3:26AM

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Shii Posted:

Better advice:

For the fastest forum pwnage, hit “1” instead of “Take me to a new thread!” It instantly takes you to the next thread in the list.

A Little more simplified:

Don’t use your mouse at all when pwning forums if you are going for speed.

Biffy Boo

Avatar: Cockroach
3

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

futhermocker Posted:

The number of threads that can appear in any given forum varies, and this number is reset every 30 minutes. So waiting for minimum threads means to check back every half hour to see if the # of threads has hit a minimum.

For an almost complete listing, check out this wiki page.

NICE! thanks pal

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