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Business Creepypasta Thread!

themailman05

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

K Guys, can we keep the creepypasta on /x/? Seriously, no one here gives a flying hiccup Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I like it though Log in to see images!

themailman05

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

THEN GO TO /X/. Thats all that channel is.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I’m there right now. But I don’t see the harm in having a creepypasta thread here. I mean really, if you don’t like it nobody’s making you read it.

themailman05

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

actually scratch that. 4chan’s down. goddamn mootles.

themailman05

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

actually scratch that last scratch its back up lol. Meh, if u want, go ahead. I just dont think anyones reading it besides banhammer

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

themailman05 Posted:

actually scratch that last scratch its back up lol. Meh, if u want, go ahead. I just dont think anyones reading it besides banhammer

Maybe he likes it too Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I stopped reading pretty quickly, when I determined there’s no reality in anything posted here. Which is why I still question the choice of forum.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

MC Banhammer Posted:

I stopped reading pretty quickly, when I determined there’s no reality in anything posted here. Which is why I still question the choice of forum.

Just move it to RP and be done with it, imo.

themailman05

Avatar: Dust Mite

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I guess its kinda fun late at night, but its pretty stupid most of the time. Last night there was a /b/ raid on /x/ because their servers were down. Funny stuff. It basically turned into the new /b/.

and yeah, the choice of forum is pretty damn stupid

Czarnian bum-
bumin

Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
9

[Bigguyinblack Fan -
Club
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Ask yourself this, McBanny: If this thread was a discussion about the works of Stephen King (which are also fictional (i.e., non real) creepy stories), where would it belong?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Czarnian bumbumin Posted:

Ask yourself this, McBanny: If this thread was a discussion about the works of Stephen King (which are also fictional (i.e., non real) creepy stories), where would it belong?

But this isn’t a discussion of the works, it’s the actual works.

I guess that if we allow the Tao of SuperHappyFunKitty, we should allow this as well.

Gawd I hate the Ayn Rands forum…

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

The problem with the RP forums is that oftentimes it seems like a thread in RP CANNOT stay on topic. Particularly if I’m the author, as that causes it to be inundated with “ban big brother” posts. Actually this thread managed to get one despite not even being in RP.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Back to creepypastas plz.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

You jolt awake to some noise off in the distance. You look at your red lettered clock: 3:21. You hear it noise again. Someone’s knocking on your door.

There’s no reason to be afraid, you remind yourself, but you can’t imagine any reason why

someone would be up this late. You quietly walk over to the door.

“Hello?”

Knock, Knock, Knock

“H-hello? Are you home?”

Knock, Knock, Knock

“I… Please be home… Hello?”

She mumbles something

“I need your help!”

Knock, Knock, Knock

You recognize her voice and look out the window. It’s your neighbor, she’s wearing her pajamas and some shining pendant around her neck. She sees you.

“Oh!”

She looks afraid at first, and then puts on a worried smile.

“I.. can I use your phone? I need to come in.”

Why can’t you use your phone?

“Mine is Brok-”

She pauses.

“…I think someone’s inside my house”

You pause for a moment to look at the fear on her face.

When you open the door it slowly dawns on you…

Whoever it is isn’t inside her house, he’s behind her, and what’s shining by her neck isn’t a pendant.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

There was a college student (we’ll call him “D”) who loved pulling people’s legs. For example, D would go to a restaurant with three friends, and when the waiter asked “Four persons?” D would say “Come on, look more carefully! There are five of us!”

D would do this often, and people began to think D could really see “it.” But of course D couldn’t see anything really; he was just amusing himself by watching people’s reaction. No matter how many times his friends told him to stop it, all D would do was just laugh at them.

One day D, who was always with someone when he ate, thought he would eat alone just for a change, and went into a restaurant all by himself.

He sat down at a table, and a waiter brought him a glbum of water and put it down in front of him… and in front of the seat opposite to D’s. “That’s weird,” D thought. Of course, there was no one apart from D at the table.

“Maybe there was someone here just before I came in, and the waiter thought that person was with me…Oh well, I will just move to another table if someone comes back”

The waiter came to take orders. D ordered a spaghetti dish. By that time all other diners had left the restaurant, and D became the only diner there. It seemed now certain that the waiter made a mistake.

After a while the waiter brought him the dish; and to D’s dismay, he again put the same dish in front of the opposite seat.

“Why do you put two dishes when there’s only me here!?” D said to the waiter angrily. The waiter, surprised, looked around him quickly. “That’s strange! I’m sure I saw there were two of you.” Then D talked to the manager, who was at the door when D came into the restaurant, but he too said D was not alone but walked in with someone else. D became very upset and stormed out of the restaurant.

Now being (he thought) at the receiving end of the joke he used to play himself, he realized how uncomfortable it felt. He swore he would never do it again.

But that was only the beginning. From then on, every time that he went out people saw someone else beside D. Everywhere that he went, whoever he met, D was seen with someone; even on a very crowded train people made a space, just enough for one person, only in front of D.

“Someone is following me….” D couldn’t bear going out anymore. He grew paranoid, lost a lot of weight, and became a completely different person. For many months he continued to live like a hermit. He stayed in, just so that he wouldn’t have to deal with “the other person.”

Many days had pbumed. D gradually came to imagine that, after such a long time, “the other person” must have gone to somewhere else. He stepped outside for the first time in ages. The air outside felt fresh and good.

D went into a random restaurant. The restaurant had a lively atmosphere and D felt quite relaxed. However, he was still scared of sitting at a table so he chose to sit at the empty bar counter.

“I had been stupid,” D thought. “There was nothing I should be scared of”. He couldn’t have felt any better.

“Welcome,” the waiter said, and put down a glbum of water in front of D. And he put another glbum down next to D; and still another one next to it, and another one after that, and another one after that, and then another one after that…

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Try this. Turn off the music. Turn off the TV. If you have to, turn off the computer. Then go to another room, and sit. In total silence. Do you hear that? That ringing? People say it is your brain making up a sound to explain the silence.

People lied.

I cant tell you what is making that sound, but whatever it is, you don’t want to meet it. It is trying to break through. Force its way onto our plane of existence.

Now try this. Repeat the first steps. Turn everything off. This time, turn the lights off too. Still hear that ringing? Better hope you do. If you don’t, its because they have finally managed to break through.

And no amount of running will save you.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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My name is Gerald. I’m a truck driver. I work for the North American Transport Company (NATCO). I normally make runs up into southern canada, but this time was different. My boss had asked me to make a run up north, way north. It was further than I normally went, but the boss was offering me double overtime for this one run, saying it was for a really important client. Normally I would have put up more of a fight, as I liked to stick to my schedule, but I really needed the money.

The run was mostly uneventful, and went by rather quikly, as I seemed to be riding lighter than normal. The boss hadn’t let me check the cargo, saying I didn’t have time. Oh well, not really important to me anyway. After a good while on the road, it started to snow. Visibility was almost zero by the time I got to my destination. The stop was at a Bar & Grill aptly named the End of the Line. I went inside to find the owner. Inside I found a strange group of people, dressed funny, like from the olden days. Come to think of it, the place looked kind of old too. Well, it did take forever for new stuff to make it all the way up here, I figured. I went and talked to the barkeep, but he told me that the owner was out, and would be back shortly, and why not sit down for a bit while I waited. I figured it couldn’t hurt anything, and I was getting kinda hungry for somethin’ ‘sides what I had brought along with me.

A tablet hanging on the wall behind the bar declared today’s special to be ‘The Best Damn Sandwich Ever’ and a side of fries for $5. I decided to give it a shot, and told the barkeep to give me one. What he put out in front of me made me grimace. Before me was a sandwich, on plain white bread, filled with mustard, mayonaisse, ketchup, onions, tomatoes, pickles and a whole bunch of other condiments that seemed ready to burst out from between the slices, and all of it was centered around a thick slab of meat that defied indentification. I almost turned it down, but I had already payed, and years of living on truck stop fare had given me a cast iron stomach. I bit down into the soggy sandwich and nearly choked.

It was the best damn sandwich ever.

And the fries weren’t half bad. I ate it like ravenous ‘gator after a chicken, and the sandwich dissappeared far more quickly than I would of hoped. I asked the barkeep what had been in it, but he said it was a secret. I was a bit annoyed at first, but then I realized how silly that was. It was probably some kind of local animal I had just never tasted before. I decided that, since the proprietor had yet to return, that I would finally go check on the cargo. When I got to the truck however, I got very confused. Now I knew why I had seemed to be riding so light.

The trailer was empty.

At first I thought that mabye some local had pilfered my cargo while I was goofin’ off, but there was no sign of it. I decided to call my boss and get to the bottom of this. When he picked up the phone, he seemed genuinely suprised to hear me, and kept dodging the question of what had become of the cargo. Finally I decided that I had had enough and hung up. I climbed in the cab of the truck and turned around, determined to get back to base as soon as I could. Let’s just see that weasel squirm his way out of a conversation when we were face-to-face.

After about 15 minutes on the road, I came to a dead end. I had apparently missed the turn in the snow, so I turned around to check the way. After about a minute I saw the red neon sign of the End of the Line Bar & Grill. That was the last straw, I got on the phone to base, and after a few tries I managed to get through.

“What do you want now Gerald?” he asked on the other end.

“Dammit Jackson, you weasel! There was nothing in the trailer the whole way up here, meaning you wasted all my time for nothin. And don’t even think about trying to weasel out of paying me, or I’ll skin ya alive! And on top of that, this damn snow keeps getting me turned around. I can’t get out of this place. When I get back to base, we are gonna have us a little talk…”

“Well of course you can’t leave Jerry, these people payed good money for that cargo, so you can’t just drive off with it.” Jackson replied calmy on the other end.

“What the hell are you talking about Jackson, there was no cargo in that trailer!”

“Who said anything about the trailer, that was just there to keep you from getting suspicious.”

“Suspicious of what?”

“Of the nature of your cargo.”

“What in the hell are you talking about Ja…”

And the it dawned on me. He was talking about me! I was the cargo! What kind of sick **** was he trying to pull? I decided to get in the truck a try the highway again, but what I saw next made my blood run cold. The people in the bar were staring at me through the window. Their eyes were glowing red.

I jumped in the the cab and gunned it for the highway. After about twenty minutes, though, I noticed a red glow in front of me, and stopped the truck.

There, in the snow, was the End of the Line.

Preparing to back up and turn around, I saw something in the mirror that made my heart stop. In my rear-veiw mirror was the red neon sign of the End of the Line. That’s when it dawned on me, I knew what the secret ingredient in the End of the Line Bar & Grill’s “World Famous” ‘Best Damn Sandwich Ever’ was.

I thought to myself, as the red-eyed patrons circled the truck, “I wonder what his name was…”

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I am currently sitting in front of my computer, scared witless. Any moment now I am going to be killed.

Today a friend of mine told me a story.

His aunt had taken care of him since he was a small boy, and she told him last night about how his parents died. He did a very fair imitation of her (I knew them both pretty well):

“They were doing mission work in some nasty little south american country when a man burst into the mission hospital one night, terrified out of his mind. He told them that his sister had been killed by a Muerto blanco, and that he was certain that it was coming for him next. What is a Muerto blanco? Apparently it was some sort of bogey-man, something like that dumb chupacabra or whatever. They called it the White Death or the White Girl, because it was the soul of someone who hated life so much that they came back in their shrouds to kill those who told of them.

The man had been told about the vengeful spirit by his sister hours before her death. It was a girl with dead, black eyes that wept bile. The thing moved without ever actually moving its legs, and it stalked its victims back to their homes. Now, if you weren’t already aware that this thing was following you, once it got back to your house, it would start knocking on your door…

* Once for you skin, which she’ll use to patch her own decaying flesh.

* Twice for your muscle, which she’ll gnash her teeth on between victims.

* Thrice for your bones, which she’ll make knives to pick her teeth and kill her victims.

* Four times for your heart, which she’ll wear around her neck.

* Five times for your teeth, which she’ll polish and keep in a box.

* Six times for your eyes, which she’ll see the faces of your loved ones through.

* Seven times for your soul, which she’ll eat whole – you can never pbum while you’re in her stomach.

She has to repeat this on any mirror or door between you and her.

You can try to outrun her, but she’s faster than the fastest man. And if you leave your home while she’s knocking on your door, she won’t be so courteous when she catches up to you.

Now the man was certain that this thing had killed his sister, that he had tried to tell the police, but they would not listen. Next he had tried to tell his priest, but the priest turned him away when he saw that the thing was following him now – oh, that’s right, I forgot about that – it can only get you if you tell someone else about it, or you saw it kill someone else. The man, after finishing his tale, stole a car from the mission, and was never seen again.

Apparently his mother and father had immediately called his aunt about this when it happened. They were found in the morning, skinned and dismembered. Their bodies were covered in tiny, child-like handprints.

His aunt was really drunk the night before, and had told him about that. He told me this story early in the morning today at school, before the cops arrived. His aunt had been murdered that night. I called him later that night, and he told me that he was being chased by someone, and now they were knocking on his door. I told him to stop ****ting me.

He held the phone away from his face for a minute, and I could hear slow, deliberate knocking. A moment later, I heard the door rip from its hinges and the dying screams of my friend.

Then a little girl’s voice spoke over the line: “WITNESS.” I hung up.

Three minutes ago someone started knocking on my door. She has to knock 28 times on my front door, 28 times on the mirror in the hall, and another 28 times on the door to my bedroom. She’s doing it slowly… I think she wants to scare me some more, let me know that my death is just moments away. I will not run – I couldn’t get to my car in time anyway. She started knocking on my bedroom door a minute ago, she should be done any moment.

Nice knowing you guys, it’s been funjklm,.-

WITNESS

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I agree with MCB that this should at least be in the meme factory if not rp.

I saw one on /b/ the other night about an hotel room where the person looks in the keywhole and sees a pale person in the corner, then comes back the next morning and looks again and can only see a pink colour. then the receptionist is like ‘oh ya fyi that room has a family of weird people who are completely pale with red eyes”

spooked me a fair bit.

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