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Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

MC Banhammer Posted:

Sigh. Hate to do this to you, BoP, but you’ve previously warned about using all caps in Game Discussion. Warning + Second Offense = Ban. ET’ll undo it, but I have to do it. Flaming for doing so is acceptable, but not in the non-RP forums.

FoetalBlowjob, you’re warned now, for the same thing as well as trolling in Game Discussion. Posts left as warnings to others.

Dude.. are you serious? Can’t believe what I saw. You remind me of 2005, especially this really uptight mod who lives in French Micronesia..

Indignation fills my heart; rage swells from within me; my power level soars to well above nine thousand..


Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

In the elevator, 6 points, what now?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

If you really want to know, there’s a walkthrough on the wiki.


Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 25 Hacker


12 points

This is awesome.

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Avatar: Tight Skirt

Level 5 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

this game would sucked if you couldn’t have hit your anal g-spot

otherwise its awesome


Avatar: harblgar

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Holy **** I kept getting raeped with 7 points. I’m gonna go replay it again.

Also, man, the text adventure game is awesome. I can’t find any games that deploy these nowadays, so actually finding a mini-game of Text Adventures here was pretty amazing. Log in to see images!

Also I lolled way too hard at having to use the dildo on yourself to get the ****ing key, I died XDD


Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Lol I just figured that out. Game doesn’t explain much, heh.


Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle


Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Thanks!! Log in to see images!


Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Ricarus Posted:

Thanks!! Log in to see images!

thanks for bumping this old thread I was getting stuck on how to play this game


Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400


Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Disappointed to learn that you can fire a gun that you didn’t pick up and still get the same ending


Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

OLD MCDOLNALDS STOLE MEH male reproductive organ, EIEIO~

Mod Edit: Despite banned message, user was warned for trolling.

Hiding-in-a-cave-because-Osama-want-to-molester-me was banned for this post by spacekadt

Patently Chi-
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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400

[love is a dog from-

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Disappointed to learn that you can fire a gun that you didn’t pick up and still get the same ending

actually it was on you all the time. you just have the option to take it out early in the game
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