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Help Santa and starving 2 death

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Walkthrough please? I haven’t done this yet but I have them in stalk contacts.

wiki is hopeless

also, it’s my second turkey now

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Santa just told people to buy raffle tickets during christmas; no idea wtf he will say after christmas

If I recall correctly ET said you can’t get more than one peen total from starving_2_death. If I’m wrong, you already have the Giuliani one, so just be a straight-up goody or a straight-up bumhole to get one of the other two.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Did I just waste 3.6 mil for nothing this time?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

ET has changed his stance (as reported in another thread) and will allow purchased new turkeys to yield new peen.

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

ET has changed his stance (as reported in another thread) and will allow purchased new turkeys to yield new peen.

Good flezz sink IMO.

The Holy Fail

Avatar: 100917 Sat Jan 17 01:25:32 -0500 2009
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Yaaa! 2 peens. So apparently I’m naughty and nice.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Well, that did nothing

he spoke about raffle and e-peen but there aren’t any ticket in the ppwn shoppe..

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

it would be funny if this confused people who return in a few months

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