It’s like emo haiku except a thousand times less lame.

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noise at six a.m.

an arm snakes out from the sheets

and flips off the dog

shock sites- made to squick

(though some trolls will fap to them)

they just don’t phase me

piles of dead babies

stacked high in someone’s garage

ode to Vince Russo

twenty and fifty

lame pics from a re-re bot

oh, look, a dumpwin

i once had a dog

that **** loved to hump; then she

went and killed our cat

i don’t get it. why

say “**** the system” when the

system’s clearly ****ed?

pwn and pwn and pwn

shock sites, misquotes, racial slurs

damn, i love this game

(topic won’t let me add any more, continued in next post)

i wish this was in GRP or the Trollhole!

good stuff

Haiku are not meant to be sentences broken up into 3 awkwardly-stopping fragments- you might wanna read up on how to write a proper haiku.

EDIT:

Here I looked it up:

How to write Haiku

In japanese, the rules for how to write Haiku are clear, and will not be discussed here. In foreign languages, there exist NO consensus in how to write Haiku-poems. Anyway, let’s take a look at the basic knowledge:

What to write about?

Haiku-poems can describe almost anything, but you seldom find themes which are too complicated for normal PEOPLE’s recognition and understanding. Some of the most thrilling Haiku-poems describe daily situations in a way that gives the reader a brand new experience of a well-known situation.

The metrical pattern of Haiku

Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables in three units. In japanese, this convention is a must, but in english, which has variation in the length of syllables, this can sometimes be difficult.

The technique of cutting.

The cutting divides the Haiku into two parts, with a certain imaginative distance between the two sections, but the two sections must remain, to a degree, independent of each other. Both sections must enrich the understanding of the other.

To make this cutting in english, either the first or the second line ends normally with a colon, long dash or ellipsis.

The seasonal theme.

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn’t always that obvious.

Please notice that Haiku-poems are written under different rules and in many languages. For translated Haiku-poems, the translator must decide whether he should obey the rules strictly, or if he should present the exact essence of the Haiku. For Haiku-poems originally written in english, the poet should be more careful. These are the difficulties, and the pleasure of Haiku.

I’m just gonna emphasize the troll part of troll haiku and say “**** you, Fingerz”

Haiku are not meant

to be sentences broken

up into 3 bits

This haiku sucks

Like you fabulous persons do

God I hate you all

Haikus are for fabulous persons

I want to ****ing kick you

Eat a giant male reproductive organ

I enter the thread

Soon everyone rages

I win; ALSO male reproductive organS

fine upstanding member of society Jiggaboo

Obsolete farm equipment

That is all they are.

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