Calarie or ‘a calari’ is a very special wanna-be meme that failed. Basically, ‘calarie’ means to ride a fleshlight(virtual woman's genitals) like a gay cowboy/cowgirl. The genius fabulous persons who designed this abdomination of mankind, are now taking a severe punishment, as sucking huge cheesecakes and male reproductive organs.

Later, though, a blond man named STUD desided to actually try and he ‘a calarit’ with rodeo music(a.k.a muzica de calarit). It was 5 days later, when he realized he sucked major black male reproductive organ from the bobbas in Habbo Hotel.

Again, a bald man named GHEZA (also known as Mezga or Mazga which also means fecal matter)a calarit (or calarited) Meche The Head woman's genitals. Later, he was pwnt by a fine upstanding member of society, a friend of Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ who later evolves in Jonny Huge male reproductive organ and so on.

== Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ ==

Q:Who is Johnny Tiny male reproductive organ?

A:Well, Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ is a punk who wants to eat ‘sarmali’. Often we see him stealing sarmali from a black woman's genitals. He is the main character of Vladdus&Chris’s nouvele. When he is angry he evolves into Jonny Colossal; Huge, Enormous etc. male reproductive organ. Every time he evades from the hell and he pwns every foe.

== Stud calu’ ==

Q:Who is Stud?

A:We often see Stud when he wants to enjoy Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ. He killed Jonny like 3 times. He is very gay and he wants to **** Russian Healthy Men. Some people said he has a male reproductive organ longer than Jonny.

== Uncle Sam ==

Q:Who is Uncle Sam?

A:We see Uncle Sam when Jonny commits criminal acts for ex. stealing sarmali and Mazgaeing on Gheza.

he has a nice cop music.

== Calu’ ==

Calu’ is a robot. He was programmed to kill Jonny but Jonny gave him some beer from male reproductive organ and they became good friends. He is invincible. He looks like a habbo afro and sometimes he says: ‘no u!’ or ‘pool’s blocked’ which is very annoying.

== Sifilis turkey ==

Q:Why is he named sifilis turkey?

A:Well, cuz… we felt like it, lol.

Q: So, wtf is up with sifilis turkey?

A: he plays quite a major role as the narrator of Vladdus&Chris(™)’s nouvele. And he also, quite rare, plays the role of the ****mongler turkey that infects Jonny&Co(™ ) with sifilis.

Q:Alright, i’ve heard enough of this ****

A:That wasn’t a question, dumb****

==George W. Bush==

Q:Why is George Bush in your nouvele?!

A: Because he sucks bum, and we need to make fun of him, DUHhhhhh.

Q:Alright, so what’s up with him?

A: He is one of the three woman's genitalss( STUD, BUSH, MARTINEL ) that want to catch jonny tiny-male reproductive organ.

Q:Alright, why does he wanna catch him?

ALog in to see images!unno, ask him, you horse.

==Yeti male reproductive organ-kiser ==

Q: Who is this Yeti male reproductive organ-kisse r?

A: Uhh, well he first appeared as a brother of the yeti piticots who sucked major male reproductive organs and drank urine & diarheea from (OF COURSE fabulous personS) Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ. The piticots, being mad, called for Yeti male reproductive organ-kisse r. This yeti forced Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ to kiss his male reproductive organ. Jonny evades from punching him right in his brown balls.

Q: Oh so.. w..?

A: That’s all I can say male reproductive organhead.

==The sifilis woman's genitals(a.k .a. fofoloanca ) seller==

Q: What’s with this guy?

A: Well, he is a black yellowbellied male reproductive organ who ****ed Batista. Later, his career in ****ing Batista has gone down. Now, he is selling pictures of him licking Batista’s cheese from the fifth shelf of his male reproductive organ and some pictures of his tiny male reproductive organ suffering an accident in Batista’s bum but strange, he sold a fofoloanca with siflis and ruined Jonny for life.

Q: But Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ still lives, doesn’t he?

A: yes, dumb****. he isn’t died because he everytime evades from the hell.

More characters to come…!

Credits: First paragraph is made by Chris, the sifilis turkey and bush with some edits from Vladdus in the first paragraph.

Anything else written by Vladdus.

Characters – Vladdus @ Chris 2008.

Chris created Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ and he also created Jonny Tiny male reproductive organ Show, which is still being made with help from a MovieMaker found by Vladdus.

Now, is Vladdus turn to make a new episode.

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I hope you did read it.

tl;dr why hasn’t this guy been banned yet?