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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Fran Posted:

IS THE ****ING CONVERSATION GOING ON OR NOT?

No.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

rage **** says:

I want the revenge falcon!!

Falcon Four says:

or some whacko like OMFG WHY ARE YOU CALLING MY NUMBER IM CALLING TEH KAWPS

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

falcon that is still better than fapping to an automatted reply

Falcon Four says:

ugh

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

relay call then

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

ffs

rage **** says:

ahahahahhhah

Falcon Four says:

wtf

Falcon Four says:

why the hell is that number on google

Falcon Four says:

“trace this number: 234-445-xxxx”

rage **** says:

lol

rage **** says:

hahahahah

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

hahaha

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

EVERY number is on google like that

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

hahah

nope says:

<<vault loyalty inspector

rage **** says:

omg this couldn’t be any better

Falcon Four says:

oh jesus, even my number is on google etf.

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

it could

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

f4 could call me

rage **** says:

aahahahah

Falcon Four says:

wtf*

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

it’d be epic

Falcon Four says:

try http://falconfour.com:1010

rage **** says:

Fingerz, record the call plz we need voice lulzies

Falcon Four says:

wait ****

Falcon Four says:

wrong window

rage **** says:

HAHAHAHA

Falcon Four says:

hahahaha

rage **** says:

omg

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

wtf is that link?

rage **** says:

PR0N

Falcon Four says:

trying to help someone figure out why their utorrent isn’t downloading

rage **** says:

falcon pr0n

Falcon Four says:

seeing if the connection is blocking it

nope says:

invalid request

Falcon Four says:

okaygood. hahaha

Falcon Four says:

anyway

nope says:

I want some invalid pron

rage **** says:

lol

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

call me (234)-445-7071

Falcon Four says:

http://falconfour.com:81/Falcons/

Falcon Four says:

wait ****

rage **** says:

cmon Falcon

rage **** says:

hahhahahah

Falcon Four says:

*fap*

rage **** says:

hahahah

nope says:

wut?

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

??

Falcon Four says:

actually most of those aren’t even fappable


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Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Fran Posted:

IS THE ****ING CONVERSATION GOING ON OR NOT?

When you turn 21 i’m gonna get you a drunken gang bang kthx me laters


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Falcon Four says:

anyway

Falcon Four says:

fingerz still hasn’t shown that’s her number

nope says:

birdz? wtf

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

birds?

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

uh

nope says:

well, IDK how she can prove it, other than answering when you call

Falcon Four says:

ugh.

Falcon Four says:

how ****ing hard is it just to call me?

nope is already in this conversation.

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com is already in this conversation.

Swappi has been added to the conversation.

HATCHET has been added to the conversation.

rage **** has been added to the conversation.

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

there

Falcon Four says:

seriousl—...

rage **** says:

I’m back

Falcon Four says:

wtf

HATCHET says:

here?

Falcon Four says:

867-5309 CALL IT

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

eternal who are u?

nope says:

f4 is too woman's genitals to call fingerz, it seems

HATCHET says:

Ia m me

HATCHET says:

I am*

HATCHET says:

oops

HATCHET says:

****ed that up

Falcon Four says:

no, vice versa

Swappi says:

i would call fingerz, but i dont have long distance

Falcon Four says:

hahhaha

rage **** says:

lawlz

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

alek who are u ?

nope says:

fingerz

HATCHET says:

I think she got a call from i711.com a few nights ago.

Falcon Four says:

i’d call but i don’t believe that’s her number

nope says:

I’ll call you

Swappi says:

**** you sad, you dont know me because you are a piece of **** and i would never talk to you

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

call me

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

damn

nope says:

and be all like “wut r u wearin”

HATCHET says:

That is so not your number

HATCHET says:

lol

rage **** says:

omg lawl

Falcon Four says:

hahahahahahahahhahaaa

Swappi says:

im kidding sad

Falcon Four says:

awesome.

HATCHET says:

So why did you bring me in here Yikes?

HATCHET says:

I don’t know these douchebags

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

hahaha

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

you do, hatchet

Falcon Four says:

but you said that’s not her number… haha

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

you do

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

but…

Falcon Four says:

so yeah, deffo not calling now

Swappi says:

you guys wanna call some stupid ****s>

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

some one call falcon and tape it

Swappi says:

i can give you some phone numbers to call

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Swappi says:

is that really your number fingerz?

Falcon Four says:

ofc she’ll say yes

Swappi says:

ofc?

Falcon Four says:

of (of) c (course)

Swappi says:

im bored as mammary glands

rage **** says:

I’m having lots of fun!!

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

yeah ofc

HATCHET says:

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

call m swappi

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

me*

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

confirm plz

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

(234)-445-7071

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

i’s ME

Swappi says:

i cant, no long distance

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

FFS

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

damn

Falcon Four says:

okay, well if fingerz decides to call me while i’m out, i’ll answer it

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

just call her and get it over with

Swappi says:

you can call me

HATCHET says:

I’ll do it

Falcon Four says:

WHY DOESN’T FINGERZ CALL ME FOR ****S SAKE

nope says:

b/c u r homogay?

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

FALCON be a gentleman for once in ur life

Falcon Four says:

WHAT SENSE DOES IT MAKE FOR -ME- TO BE THE ONE TO CALL

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

lol

HATCHET says:

Yep, it’s her…

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

woman's genitals

Falcon Four says:

i posted my number FIRST

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

f4 is AFRAID

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

to call a GIRL

Falcon Four says:

no, i’m not afraid to call a dumb ****

Falcon Four says:

i’m afraid to call some whackjob you dug out of your contacts list and posted “call me”

Swappi says:

you better watch your tounge f4

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

it looks like u r

rage **** says:

lol

Swappi says:

dont talk to my woman like that


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

the following is incredibly disturbing- you have been warned

Falcon Four says:

actually i don’t know how you manage

Falcon Four says:

off the ****ing rocket

Falcon Four says:

loose cannon

Falcon Four says:

etc

Swappi says:

that was hatchet face from Cry Baby wasnt it?

Falcon Four says:

rocker*

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

lol

Swappi says:

me?

Falcon Four says:

no

Falcon Four says:

fingerz

Swappi says:

she has mammary glands

Falcon Four says:

or gtfo, amirite

Swappi says:

haha, lulz

rage **** says:

Hahahahaa

Swappi says:

that was a tag team

rage **** says:

omg

Falcon Four says:

anyway

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

hahahahahaha

Falcon Four says:

yo’ve got my number

Swappi says:

nonono

Falcon Four says:

i’ve gotta gtfo

Swappi says:

not anywaysh

Falcon Four says:

so i’m’a gtfo nao

Swappi says:

i wanna see some mammary glands

nope says:

f4 is a gay

Swappi says:

yeah

Falcon Four says:

but i’ll lurk moar

Swappi says:

total homogay

rage **** says:

baaaah

Falcon Four says:

only for a flyboy

nope says:

um, like usaf?

Falcon Four says:

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rage **** says:

lol

nope says:

or liek sum kind of mutant?

Falcon Four says:

wtf **** that

nope says:

liek, fly/boy

Falcon Four says:

no, fighter pilot you airhead

Swappi says:

f-bomb twice in one sentence, ...

Falcon Four says:

wtf is “wtf” not “what the ****”

Falcon Four says:

haha

nope says:

fly+boy pr0n

Falcon Four says:

i have a whole folder of it. hahahahaha

Swappi says:

O.o

nope says:

involves lots of vomit and feces

rage **** says:

ollollo

nope says:

bzzzz

Falcon Four says:

i could link that too but it could be disturbing for some. ahahahaha

nope says:

<<turning f4 on

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

Swappi says:

link it

Falcon Four says:

no really, i have a boner thinking about it <.<

rage **** says:

hhahahahh lol

nope says:

I’ll vomit on ur poo, f4. U liek?

Falcon Four says:

**** you.

Falcon Four says:

oh god

Falcon Four says:

**** you.

rage **** says:

AHHAAAHHHHAAHAH

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

hahahaha

Swappi says:

jesus’ sweatty bumhole

Swappi says:

F4 cant hang

rage **** says:

lol

sad_fig_113@hotmail.com says:

lolol

Falcon Four says:

yeah, can’t really “hang” when i’m rock hard thinking about flyboys in their uniform <4

Falcon Four says:

oh god

Falcon Four says:

*fap*


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Swappi says:

so i took this **** earlier…

nope says:

See, F4 wants mutant fly-boys to vomit on poo and he’ll drink it

Falcon Four says:

okay, yeah, i’m so leaving

Falcon Four has left the conversation.

Swappi says:

when i went to wipe my bum, the crevice was like a ****ing slip and slide

Yikes does it for the lulz says:

oh he left?

Swappi says:

yeah

nope says:

gone to fap to that

Swappi says:

sorry


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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THANKS FOR FLYING WITH US, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR’S, FORUMWARZ!!


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Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
25

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran

That was perfect. I had such a good time watching Fingerz and Falcon fight, it was fun as hell. not counting the telephone messages. Epic winz.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I only wish I’d saved the relay call text, lol. That **** was funny- the poor girl had NO CLUE and neither did he. LOLOLOLOL


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Fingerz Posted:

I only wish I’d saved the relay call text, lol. That **** was funny- the poor girl had NO CLUE and neither did he. LOLOLOLOL

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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

tldr


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Connecting to relay center…

Waiting for next available operator….

Session started at 10:49pm on Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hello! i711.com

Special Instructions:

THK U DIALING

XXX XXX XXXX

RINGING 1…

2…

3…

4…

5…

6…

(ANS MACH)

(recording to relay)

hi you’ve reached matt. currently i’m not at the phone or i don’t really feel like answering it. aaahh please leave me a message after the long instruction prompt. at the tone please record your message when you finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options (beep) (would you like to leave a message qq ga)

y GA

hi matt just wanted to tell you to enjoy band camp in 2009 GA

GA

(PLS STAY ON THE LINE WHILE I RE-DIAL AND LEAVE UR MSG)

RINGING 1…

2…

3…

4…

5…

6…

(ANS MACH)

(LV MSG)

hi matt GA

just wanted to tell you to enjoy band camp in 2009 GA

cheers GA

(LV MSG)

(MSG SUCCESSFULLY LEFT)

(ANOTHER CALL Q GA)

n GA


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

does anyone care?

A: no


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

does anyone care?

A: no

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TEH Man

Avatar: 60598 Tue Nov 04 22:52:30 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

tall;deer


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Fingerz Posted:

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touche

goddamn i should out drunk as **** by now yet im inside taking a dump.

happy new year


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

im so tired lol failcon willl be back rinniw


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Bonkenhi

Avatar: 75529 Sat Nov 22 17:24:38 -0500 2008
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

tl;dr

Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

ezek Posted:

sdfghjkl

too ****ing long

evem scrolling down the page took for time than id consdier reading this ****Log in to see images!


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