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Poetry Win Free Episode 2: Level 35s Only

Spirithound

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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I have written a poem in honour of Alvaro Espinoza, as requested. It is in the style, rhyming scheme, and pretty close to the same beat as Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven. I will confess up front that the beat and syllable counts are a little off, cuz well, Poe is the man, and that kind of genius is hard to duplicate. Anyways, enjoy!

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Some time ago in Venezuela, Señor and Señora Espinoza

Over a bottle of Artessa Reserve Venezuelan Tempranillo

Got to loving, then to taking, in conjugal bliss got making

A little kid, not a weakling, and they called him Alvaro

A future baseball player, coach and star, and his name is Alvaro

He had many years left to grow.

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In his first years from rookie to year three, he played with the Twins of Minnesotee,

Collecting a very impressive batting average of point two five oh

He had ten runs batted in, not a bad way for a career to begin

And lucky him, strike outs only nineteen, this shortstop named Alvaro

From Minnesota he was traded and was accepted as a Houston Astro

But soon they let him go.

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In nineteen eighty eight, the New York Yankees put away their cotton hankies

As they picked up this reliable shortstop called Alvaro

He played well with concentration, with much knowledge of his position

But he had small scintillation, though the double play was his best throw

His style was not flashy as other shortstops seemed to do

He outshone them with derring-do.

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After playing a decade and a half, he put his glove up on the shelf

He stayed on the bench but lost the uniform and became a coach.

He led the infield in Montreal then led Vero Beach to a season abysmal

In Pittsburgh his position of ole, he was the guy to whom to go

Now back in the Major League he had the whole infield in his hold

This infield coach named Alvaro.

Spirithound edited this message on 01/06/2009 1:57AM

doctormale reproductive organtor

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

That was p sweet tbh, we may have our first winner.

doctormale reproductive organtor

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I will give this say 1 more week.

doctormale reproductive organtor

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

K this has ran out of steam I will judge soon.

KOL Addict

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[WeChall]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Leading the players onto the field

Enthuastically guiding them on

Álvaro Espinoza is the man

Double play, his strong side always

Espinoza, attentive and wise

Rules the playing field through guiding

Scranton players respect him

Hitting home-runs with his guidance

Is it just pure luck? No!

Practice and perserverance leads the way

greggcarson

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Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

The other entries make me wish I had paid more attention in English clbum.

doctormale reproductive organtor

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

On the 7th I said one more week so I guess this will end in a day or so. Get your entries in while you can!

Father Wendi-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

A quartet of hiakus.

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Minor Leagues – Scranton;

Whose wife did you screw –

To deserve such a fate?

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Fair ball stuck in what?

The link is ****ing broken.

**** Wikipedia.

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He likes soccer, too!

But do we talk about that?

NO! ****ing Yanquis.

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He fears not the Reaper.

For he went to hell, returned!

Slumming for the Mets.

d4

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Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Álvaro, a name to be remembered

Talented in many sports, but in baseball he was the contender

A player, a coach, a teacher

Such pbumion, devotion, a true baseball preacher

Concentration and knowledge, at this he was best

With milestones and such, he was sure to impress

Through a long career he managed seven children

An honorable man, a life with no holes. A family to fill them

Let us all take time to acknowledge the fact

This was a man who came here with nothing but a bat.

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Ok so, I haven’t done any poetry at all since about third grade, I don’t need to be reminded this was bad. It was just worth a shot.

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Values of Alvaro Espinoza are quaint;

Heart turned as motivator for the sport

of baseball since Pedro Gual alongside base and football court.

To succeed as a Major thus outcasts “ain’t”

as player’s strive encourage watchers’ faint.

Begins with play for Twins’ though hard port

then plays as many 3rd bases as a solid fort;

include three-time more shortstop as scratching hard paint.

A motivating decree towards this valued pastime; he went

to World Series ‘95 with Indians past.

Scored by Murray, splitting Atlanta’s lead

but lost, yet still determination not yet spent.

Retired 2 years after but kept motivating, cast

through managing others, experience to feed.

Pavilion edited this message on 01/15/2009 9:54PM

KOL Addict

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[WeChall]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

so… who won?

GrahamWellin-
gton

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[Transsexual-Cross--
Dressers Klan
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

KOL Addict Posted:

so… who won?

This contest has waged

A victor shall soon be crowned

Fingers tightly crossed…

Father Wendi-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Roses are red,

Violets are blue;

It sure would be nice

To have Episode Two.

Pansies are purple,

bumer cups are yella;

In reward for my poem

About Alvaro Espinoza.

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

let me decide for you who will win.

me(of course),Spirithound, and Pavilion

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Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Hello good doctor

Be it far from me to complain

I’m looking forward to Episode 2.

If I don’t win, I’ll be pained.

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We await your return

To the contest you sponsored.

Senor Espinoza himself

Would not be at all bored.

Spirithound edited this message on 01/21/2009 11:28PM

capi duffman

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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

So, nobody winned in the end?

Father Wendi-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

capi duffman Posted:

So, nobody winned in the end?

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GrahamWellin-
gton

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[Transsexual-Cross--
Dressers Klan
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

It appears that the good doctor up and ran off to Mexico. Such a scam artist is he! I’ll tm ET about this injustice, if that will help anybody.

Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I’ve tm’d the doc, but he apparently has not been on for a week or so…prob some back-alley abortions in Mexico…

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