Ambum my soldiers, ambum and march upon the frananites. There shall be great bloodshed and spoils of war. Victory is eminent!

i remember this klan

Celerysteve Posted:

Goatse II, ****ing do something with this. Put a pic up or write something in the description on the klan page. Make the **** appealing. This is not worthy; quit doing it half-bum.

Dude, the whole point of this klan is not giving a **** whether it succeeds or not.

I started the klan but that’s all the effort I will put into it. If you wanna manage it, your welcome to join, or better yet send in an alt so that you don’t look like a self-absorbed nutbar who his president of his own fan club.

It should be more better.

Celerysteve Posted:

Goatse II, I’m going to give you some rules to post on the klan page. Just pasta everything under this:

Congratulations member; you have joined the ranks of an elite squadron of players who posses an exemplary level of distinguishment, refinement, and sophistication. Crack open a Miller High Life and raise a toast to your own impeccable judgment and taste for all life has to offer. You accept only the best.

Oh — and if you’re not a member yet — you need only send your request to the board admin. Fate is long, winding and mysterious road that has brought you here by no error or coincidence; you’ve got the right stuff. We look forward to having someone with your obvious magnitude for excellence in our fine organization.

The Rules:

1. fine upstanding member of societyz can’t **** wit dis

2. fine upstanding member of societyz can’t **** wit dat

3. If you have pie you have to share with the group.

4. If a female telemarketer calls you get your male reproductive organ out and fap. Make suggestive comments and be like “Hey, guess what I’m doing…?” This is extremely important.

5. This picture trips me out:

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~Celerysteve

Done.

What else?

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Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ

Celerysteve Posted:

I want to change the klan page.

And I want a billion dollars and then I want to have a threesome with Jessica Alba and a 12 year old girl of her choice…

But we don’t all get what we want now do we?