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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

OK now I got her on stalk. As I know there are 3 different peens you can get from her. Does anyone know which peen is the longest?

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

My guess is they’re all the same lenght.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Who is going to post a walkthrough to reach the different peens?

Refusing the turkey will either get you turkey hoarder or rudy guliani, but whats the difference in the chat between the two?

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Bandaney Posted:

My guess is they’re all the same lenght.

This

handofg0d Posted:

Refusing the turkey will either get you turkey hoarder or rudy guliani, but whats the difference in the chat between the two?

I refused to give her the turkey and got the turkey hoarder. Based on the description of the rudy guliani peen, I’m guessing you get chat options to beat the poor starving (and horribly annoying) homeless chick. I’m guessing you only get this path if your char is evil to begin with, though. (Note: this is pure conjecture and I’m pulling guesses out of my bum based on what I’d previously read on flamebate)

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I hope to eventually see more story development for starving_2_death.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

This —> There are three answers to choose from when she says she wants turkey; I think that the “I have turkey, here you go” gets you the good peen, the “I have turkey but won’t give you” gets you the turkey hoarder peen, and the “I have no turkey, GTFO” gets you the Rudy Giuliani peen.

I got the Rudy Giuliani one; I don’t know if it had something to do with being evil, but I was 59% evil before talking to her.
Bandaney edited this message on 12/30/2008 1:38PM

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Funny, I always bumumed that Rudy Guiliani involved contacting DrrtyCop.

ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

dammit i wanted guliani, but got horder

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

Got Rudi Guiliani By first saying beggars can’t be choosers and then refusing to part with it.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Is there a reason why people prefer the Rudy Giuliani one?
It gave me 9% Evil though
quangntenemy edited this message on 12/30/2008 8:06PM

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

quangntenemy Posted:

Is there a reason why people prefer the Rudy Giuliani one?
It gave me 9% Evil though


I’ve heard that it’s the longest, but I doubt it.
Maybe because not that many people got it out of everyone?

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

They’re all the same length.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Specifically, they are all 0.24”

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Specifically, they are all 0.24”

0.28” Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Rudy is 0.29” Log in to see images!

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Nicco Posted:

0.28” Log in to see images!

You’re right. My bad!

quangntenemy Posted:

Rudy is 0.29” Log in to see images!

DAMMIT ET! Is it stored internally as more than three decimal places?

Of course you could easily just be wrong like I was. Log in to see images! SimplyTHEBEST edited this message on 12/31/2008 9:03AM

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

Yeah its more than 2 decimals, I got only .28 from giuliani, so it’s rounded off

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