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Gay Christmas Raffle E-Peen "Foiled by an bum!" Length

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

For all those peenwhores who didn’t win and wanted to know how much it would have added to your length, this epeen was worth:

1.13”

I obtained this information by comparing the winners length yesterday before rollover, and then again today. I also checked their RSS feed to make sure it was the only epeen they obtained yesterday.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

That’s a mighty large peen.

Bling Fling

Avatar: Bling Fling's Avatar
21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Adding this to the list of reasons we need the old system back. E-Peen length is a non-transparent and meaningless statistic.

Bling Fling edited this message on 12/30/2008 8:33AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Bling Fling Posted:

Adding this to the list of reasons we need the old system back. E-Peen length is a non-transparent and meaningless statistic.


Indeed.

Having a 1.13” length increase because you got lucky is a major bull****. Just do away with the E-Peen length system. Numerical value may be less fair for newbie people, but it awards work, instead of luck.

(am I the only one feeling like making the E-Peen Length wiki page redirect to the Unofficial Peenwhore Leaderboard page?)
Fran edited this message on 12/30/2008 8:40AM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

I just want number of peens somewhere on the profile, not even in flamebate, a non peen giving leaderboard to see too.

I don’t even know how many I have, going to count now.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 12/30/2008 8:44AM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

how about you just hide e-peen by the name

seriously that would solve every problem. have it displayed in the profile or something idk

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

It’s designed to be incredibly huge. It was stated that way in the chat.

It’s not like I made it huge randomly for no reason, that was the specific reward of the contest.

Manicken

Avatar: 100716 Wed Dec 24 12:52:54 -0500 2008

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Evil Trout Posted:

It’s designed to be incredibly huge. It was stated that way in the chat.

It’s not like I made it huge randomly for no reason, that was the specific reward of the contest.

You should just post all of their lengths to give the spaders a break.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Manicken Posted:

You should just post all of their lengths to give the spaders a break.

Then their existence would be meaningless, what else can they do? Log in to see images!

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

But…

From “Huge male reproductive organ”, I was expecting something like a 30-inch increase.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

30 inches would make all other E-Peens in existence trivial

(i mean more trivial)

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Im glad a cheater got it. Peenwhores don’t fret. A peen that big was given to someone with a peen-handicap.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Raepdog Posted:

Im glad a cheater got it. Peenwhores don’t fret. A peen that big was given to someone with a peen-handicap.

Both one cheater and one non-cheater got it.

Neither of them seem to be peenwhores, though, so fretting is still unwarranted.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Amasius Posted:

Then their existence would be meaningless, what else can they do? Log in to see images!

You CAN’T really spade some of the ePeens, though. There are plenty of unique ones that were given out LONG before the new length system, and there will always be ambiguity with those as a result.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

You CAN’T really spade some of the ePeens, though. There are plenty of unique ones that were given out LONG before the new length system, and there will always be ambiguity with those as a result.

But if you could accurately spade their other peen and subtract them out, you’d have a pretty good idea what they were.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

How many people have two or more unique ePeens, though? Granted, that’s very much an edge case scenario, but it’ll still become an issue.

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

There should be e-peen and below that Baby Cred. Everytime you **** about e-peen you earn more Baby Cred. Then when you get enough Baby Cred you’re permabanned because obviously you’ve won the game.

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