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Contest [CLOSED] Whats the expensivest item youve gotten through deliveries?

****male reproductive organ-VIK-
ING

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Justin Timberlake’s Mobile Phone – 8645 Flezz

The description of it was priceless.

Even though he sings like a homo, this guy actually gets more celebrity tail than Ol’ Blue Eyes did, back before he needed ol’ blue pills. Hell, he even ****ed Britney Spears back when she was hot and was smart enough to run out before she went all fat, bald and floppy-snatch’d.

You can call up pretty much any young starlet and when they see the caller ID, they’ll be flying out to **** you before you can say “great times Me a River.”

SHITCOCK-VIKING edited this message on 03/02/2008 2:28PM

Jimmy Hat

Avatar: Jimmy Hat's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I can’t quite compete with Justin Timberlake’s Mobile Phone – 8645 Flezz, but I do have two Mary Magdalene paintings worth 5200 flezz each.

VIVa-ChiCk

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 14 Troll

aka FireFury

That is priceless, fellow viking.

Miggle

Avatar: Sneakers
2

Level 17 Emo Kid

God won't kill me, he likes to see me suffer.

I also got a motherboard

Wolf2k3

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 48 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

i got the mary as well

Cherrypie

Avatar: Bacteria
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Suddenly, my gas pumps don’ feel so awesome anymore.

HTiger

Avatar: HTiger's Avatar

[Legends]

Level 10 Troll

AFX

Justin’s phone is the highest thing I’ve ever gotten.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Got 2 playpen kits. But that’s not bad at level 4 with low charisma.

VIVa-ChiCk

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 14 Troll

aka FireFury

Ok updating my last one,
Deed to Indian Burial Ground

This is an old deed for a parcel of land currently inhabited by the ghosts of 1,000 dead Crow Indians. Perfect for setting up your mini-golf course or dream (nightmare?) home.

Heidilo ho! I’ve sent you this gift as a token of my admiration for your work. PS, check out my kangaroo link farm!
– bloody-sick


Worth 1.5k flezz

delta1238

Avatar: Toilet 2

[Facepunch]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Woo, I got an indian burial ground! I feel slightly more awesome now.

dreamserpent

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12

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

i got an indian burial ground too. maybe today was the day for cursed land.

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

4 luck. 8 charisma. bike.

tamamaroro

Avatar: 93235 Wed Dec 10 21:53:32 -0500 2008
6

[Island of Avalon]

Level 47 Hacker

“Firewall Fighter”

Stats:

54 Luck

4 Charisma

12 Frugality

Item: Venus de Milo – about 40,500 Flezz (base price: 39,000)

I’ve probably gotten other stuff, but I don’t keep track of my junk.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

lol mbumive bump, and compareing EP2 junk to EP1 junk.

Anyway, Venus di Milo is the best junk.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

I pull in about about 43,000Log in to see images!

Poseur

Avatar: Blonde Woman

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

i think i remember getting something that was worth 33,000 Flezz but i can’t remember what o__O lemme check my transactions!

edit: yeah it was Log in to see images! Poseur edited this message on 03/08/2009 7:32PM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Well, let’s ask here what your favorite junk is, since it’s very clear what the highest seller is.

I personally like Laundry Cat, The Color Orange and Pipe Organ

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I remember when venus got me about 83k a piece

Rigr

Avatar: 132036 Mon Mar 16 12:22:53 -0400 2009
5

[Epic Win]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Adapt Posted:

I remember when venus got me about 83k a piece

What the hell? I only get 39,8k although i have 30 Furgality…no item gives me more than 40k…so how did you do it?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Rigr Posted:

What the hell? I only get 39,8k although i have 30 Furgality…no item gives me more than 40k…so how did you do it?

it was nerfed a while back

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