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FAQ I have three free copies of Episode 2: Who deserves them?

doctormale reproductive organtor

Avatar: doctorcocktor's Avatar

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

If you are a cheap bastard who hasn’t yet paid for Episode 2, tell me why you deserve one of the free copies that I received by winning the Christmas Raffle.


There exists a hexagonal room containing every possible instance of Jorge Luis Borges molesting me.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

doctor, doctor, doctormale reproductive organtor, do a contest. a smart one. for all the poor players that can’t afford ep2.


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Zud

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 38 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

Because otherwise I’ll never find out what the BIG, SEKRET MISSI0N is! Also cows Log in to see images!

Magog77

Avatar: Abstract Web

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

I deserve one because I finished Ep 1 in 6 days, and I had never played forumwarz before. I also usually use correct grammer and spelling on a regular basis, with only the occasional slip-up. Ya, that’s all I got, I know it’s lame, whatever.

Childmolester

Avatar: Ron Paul
3

[Child molesters]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I don’t but how about you give it to me anyways?

I could also give you 250 mb of lolis.

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Physics Posted:

doctor, doctor, doctormale reproductive organtor, do a contest. a smart one. for all the poor players that can’t afford ep2.

This seems like the best idea


Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.


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d4

Avatar: harblgar
19

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Because I spent  100,000 on raffle tickets Log in to see images!


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capi duffman

Avatar: Middle Finger
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I deserve one because in the two months I’ve been playing forumwarz I have always supported justice (or something like that) without the new stores.

With the episode two I will continue my quest for free whores, trolling for everyone, free pizza and now, making everyone knows how generous of a person are you, dear doctormale reproductive organtor.

If you don’t believe in justice I can, also become some bastard and making mean things like trolling people, punishing forums, buying more stuff and ALL in your name.

Great offer, isn’t it?

DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

SOMEBODY deserves them…

Wait, ****..


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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

DarkDespair5 Posted:

SOMEBODY deserves them…

Wait, ****..

Thanks Log in to see images!


mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

b/c I’m smart enough to realize that this isn’t under contest so….....


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Somebody deserves them…

Wait, ****..

stop using caps. also, fixed.


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The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

I got Ep2 but I want to get Ep3 when it comes out.


I am The Suspender, and I take over ****ing fabulous persons and their alts.

**** Jalapeno Bootyhole.

**** the League of Mediocre Gentlemen.

Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

I spent a lot of time trying to convience people about giving me BP for EP.2, Didn’t get a single oneLog in to see images!


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Here are over 150 deserving (and not-so-deserving) people to choose from! Wow!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Joe Average

Avatar: Chugging Beer
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Well, I don’t truly know why I deserve it, but I am in dire need of Ep2 to keep my streak going…plus I don’t have enough dumb luck to actually win a contest.

All in all…I’ve hit the level cap, which was my goal, with only Ep1 and I need more forums to sink my spare time into.

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

PLEASE HELP ME!

Here is my story.

There I was minding my own business when ninjas attacked! But they weren’t just regular ninjas…they were ALIEN ninjas…FROM SPACE! Now they have me in their ALIEN SPACESHIP and they told me,”We will destroy your planet…unless you beat this idiotic web game.” How they spoke in english, I have no idea. So here I am begging you for bp for the buying of EP 2 to save the human race… unless you want to explode the earth and have to live on Mercury(too hot) or Saturn(poisonous) or Urbum(UR bum LOL). SO give me the bp(catchy isn’t it?).

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Give it to EP1 level 30+.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

don’t give them to anyone and demand 21 BP from CZ


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