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Animu Dwarf Fortress: Uthgurugog - oh god carps of doom

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

14th Felsite, 1004

Today the priest demanded a meeting with me. He pointed out that it’s been almost 3 months now and we haven’t even begun tackling the problem we had been sent here to deal with. I pointed out that if we died of starvation or exposure to undead walking fish we wouldn’t be able to take care of anything at all. He looked ticked off but he stopped complaining for now. I’ll send him out with an escort tomorrow to scout out the area and determine what our eventual course of action should be.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

14th Felsite, addendum

Great news! While digging out private bedrooms we struck a vein of hematite!

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We won’t even have to venture outside to get iron ore. Unfortunately it is of limited use to us now due to our lack of an anvil. I’m more determined than ever now to produce enough trade goods to get ourselves an anvil. Why we have to trade for it is beyond me, since we are here to do dangerous work for the king. I’ll make a decent attempt to make a real trade for it, but if we come up short when the caravan comes I’m most likely going to steal it if I have to.

BirdofPrey edited this message on 01/01/2009 1:50AM

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

18th Felsite, 1004

Today was… exciting. A skeletal fox intruded into our fortress at full speed. I’m still trying to get used to how fast those things are! Luckily Kubuk made short work of him, but it startled Tosid so badly he ran outside where a skeletal sturgeon was waiting. If Zas and Kulet hadn’t been right there to intervene Tosid would be minus a head right now. I really need to build a lever-operated wall around our entrance to stop further intrusions.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

25th Felsite, 1004

We’re almost done with the construction of our defensive wall. As we built it, protected by the trusty Zas and Kulet, several undead carp stared at us from across the waterfall. It was very unnerving to say the least. I used to think they were mindless aggressors but I am beginning to think they have an active, malicious intelligence. We will have to be careful.

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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

ahahaa

those fish are just staring

staring


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Veer Posted:

ahahaa

those fish are just staring

staring

they were trying to psyche out my dwarves and it actually worked. when i was trying to construct that top part of my wall my dwarves would catch sight of them and freak out, running in the other direction. It took a lot of time for me to keep them together and actually finish the wall.


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