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Evil Trout Idea: Clbum Rage moves

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

I had an idea that goes a little something like this: What if each clbum had a set of special moves to pwn boards with? And what better way to do that than UNLEASHING THE MOTHER ****ING RAGE!!!!

It would work a little something like this: Players can choose to unequip the web spider and replace it with the Delta Rage Gauge. The idea here is that every time the user makes an attack on a thread, they acgreat timesulate ‘rage points’ towards one of three chosen special attacks. Once used, the gauge will empty and will charge again for the next rage attack.

Below is a list I’ve mocked up for said attacks, which players can equip before going to a board.

Emo

I – BAWWWW – Recovers tears and ego at a 2:1 ratio (i.e. 2 tears recovered, 1 ego gets recovered too)

II – Grey matter – -100 Ego, +150 Tears and +20 Offence

III – Consume soul – +100 Tears, -20 Defence and +20 Offence

Camwhore

I – Extreme Narcissism – Maxes out Ego and Sexiness, the amount replenished equals the attack power.

II – Pre-Menstrual Stress – -80 Sexiness -100 Ego, Attack 300 – 500,

III – Live Webcam Feed – -50 Sexiness, +100 Ego, -10 Defence and +20 Offence

Troll

I – For the lulz – Cred is doubled for that forum visit

II – Delicious Cake – -100 Douchebaggery, Defence +20, Attack 200.

III – Crapflood – Douchebaggery -150, Attack 30 – 40 (spams board for 4 to 16 times depending on Ego)

Hacker

I – Counter Strike – Instantly dominated last board you pwned. Works as a counter-attack when raiding. Used by Nordstrom in Ep 1.

II – Overclock System – Increase all stats by 10 for 9 turns

III – Laughing Skull Virus – Infects a forum with a virus! 1/2 damage for 9 turns.

Permanoob

I – DESUDESUDESU – -50 Ego, Attack 30 – 40 (spams board for 4 to 16 times depending on Ego)

II – Old meme – -50 Ego, +20 Offence +20 Defence

III – Pill-popping – Depending on how much Ego replenishing consumables you have and how much Ego you have, this will try to bring your Ego to max or replenish as much as possible by using up your consumables in one turn. Cannot be used when you have no consumables.

Thoughts?

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

AWESOME IDEA IS AWESOME

Signed and ****ing signed. Log in to see images!

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Sounds cool, but I’d likely never use it…my attacks are powerful enough as is. =)

lolie

Avatar: Leather Boots

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

hey i want to join a clan any offers any were? i have sum strenghths and some not so strenghths lol some times i get alittle TOO sexy and sum time i am bored and start a party…....

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

lolie Posted:

hey i want to join a clan any offers any were? i have sum strenghths and some not so strenghths lol some times i get alittle TOO sexy and sum time i am bored and start a party…....

RPG in non-RPG forum. /r/ ban

Unsavory

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Signed.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Good idea for the most part. I’d change some of it around.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

JEsus. What is it with you people thinking emos need to buff ATTACK. Stop trying to make us so damn overpowered.

Better idea, buff the max ego.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

nah, no one’s gonna take off the webspider. can’t see a use for this because the game is damn easy and you really don’t need a “nuke everything” bumon

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

Keep in mind that the stats are not set in stone. They can be changed to improve balance between clbumes.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

yaya, this is debatable.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Veer Posted:

nah, no one’s gonna take off the webspider. can’t see a use for this because the game is damn easy and you really don’t need a “nuke everything” bumon

op Posted:

II – Grey matter – -100 Ego, +150 Tears and +20 Offence

Initial free point: +1 off

Starter pack: +16 off

Pink floyd: +30 off

Upgrade points: +60 off

Democrat book: +8 off

Lobe Stretching: +8 off

Sparrow Tattoo: +6 off

=158 offense

Without any other .moar files, and without allowing emokids to wear glbumes (Which they SHOULD be allowed to wear, btw), that’s enough to pwn Geronimo.

If you then add-in other .moar files:

random keystrokes.dtbs: +7 off

Blood Spatter Art.xpeg: +7 off

useless program that only wastes space.exec: +6

Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy +7

Those work-out to +27 offense.

That means a total of 185 offense (Versus 165 without) is possible.

An ideally-.moared Emokid currently has only 21 upgrade points to spend on boosting ego (+540, 2 points remainder) while still hitting the minimum offense level required to pwn G! (158 offense). Your idea would grant them an extra 60 upgrade points for a total of 81 points to spend on Ego (+6090) and/or offense as they choose.

It would make G! runs an easy thing for Emokids to do.

OH****SON

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeChall]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Sounds awesome!

Signed.

DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

An Overdrive gauge? Awesome!

Not like it is necessary at all at the moment, though, and moar file obtaining is usually more useful than extra attack power in the long run. I would add an extra bar instead of replacing the spider (Making forums a hell of a lot harder to compensate, of course)

RebDoomer

Avatar: 93795 Thu Dec 04 16:10:40 -0500 2008

Level 24 Permanoob

“Moron”

-XI- Posted:

I – Counter Strike – Instantly dominated last board you pwned. Works as a counter-attack when raiding. Used by Nordstrom in Ep 1.

I don’t really get this one. When you pwn a forum, don’t you dominate it no matter what? Besides that great ideas.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Veer Posted:

nah, no one’s gonna take off the webspider. can’t see a use for this because the game is damn easy and you really don’t need a “nuke everything” bumon

Seeing as the “nuke everything” bumon is basically your strongest attack Log in to see images!

This is a really good idea, though, so signed.

DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Kilroy Posted:

Seeing as the “nuke everything” bumon is basically your strongest attack Log in to see images!

This is a really good idea, though, so signed.

As long as they make the forums harder.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

RebDoomer Posted:

I don’t really get this one. When you pwn a forum, don’t you dominate it no matter what? Besides that great ideas.

Yeah, I might edit that one later

M0RPh1N3

Avatar: 109790 Thu Jan 08 23:52:08 -0500 2009

[1000101 S0 F1 N3]

Level 7 Re-Re

Agreed. This game is tight. Even if it was as complex as the most droll Web Strategy RPG It would just make this rock even harder. More bells and whistles to keep me waiting on more forum visits.

HKS

Avatar: 57101 Fri Feb 13 21:45:57 -0500 2009
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 55 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

Troll

I – For the lulz – Cred is doubled for that forum visit

II – Delicious Cake – -100 Douchebaggery, Defence +20, Attack 200.

III – crapflood – Douchebaggery -150, Attack 30 – 40 (spams board for 4 to 16 times depending on Ego)

The third one should be like a /b/lackup or FBO raid. Where you call in /b/lack up and a certain amount of people comes helps. So it should be like;

III – /b/lackup (FBO raid) – Douchebaggery -150, Attack 60+ (depending on how high your ego is, like 4 sides ‘Max ego would get you 60x4, 75% ego 60x3, 50% ego 60x2, and 25% ego would land you with 60 attack points.) The amount of people would have to spared So depending on the amount of ego you have, the amount of ****es you have. Each have a ego bar of 300, which you can feed drugs to. When you still have ego, then you can pull another /b/lackup as a moar /b/lackup. But that slices your ego into another quarter. So 100% would be 75%. The /b/lackup stays with you until you completely pwn a forum.

Also, signed if you can change the third ones for this. It can work for all clbumes.

HKS edited this message on 01/03/2009 9:39PM
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