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Flezz Petition to Make Purchase E-Peens great timesmulative

rannmann

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[Noob Stompin]

Level 35 Hacker

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If you purchase a Friend of Forumwarz (I, II, or III) you automatically get the Best Player Ever E-Peen as well. So really there is only need to buy 3 packages to get all the purchasable E-Peen.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Make $1,000 $10,000 $100,000 and $1,000,000 dollar peens so CZ can retire.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

rannmann Posted:

If you purchase a Friend of Forumwarz (I, II, or III) you automatically get the Best Player Ever E-Peen as well. So really there is only need to buy 3 packages to get all the purchasable E-Peen.

So you pay $174.97 and get 165 BP.

With my proposed idea, you pay $199.98 and get 200 BP. (same 4 E-Peens)

If someone has enough money to pay for any of the FoF packages, the extra $25.01 is probably trivial.

Since my job is not my primary focus, making $25.01 is just another day of work.

So to me, getting more BP and all the E-Peens is a priority.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

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Johnny Mac Posted:

Make $1,000 $10,000 $100,000 and $1,000,000 dollar peens so CZ can retire.

No one would ever buy those. They are too expensive.

There is a limit to how cost effective you can get.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Cost effective would require a cost for producing the peen. It’a bit much, 1000 I’d say may possibly be purchased.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Johnny Mac Posted:

Cost effective would require a cost for producing the peen. It’a bit much, 1000 I’d say may possibly be purchased.

CZ and FW cost money to run. Also, I’m sure it costs money to let us do all the stuff that’s allowed with BP (lottery, pranks, alts, etc). All that stuff takes space and money somewhere. So there is a production cost of sorts.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Since I’m too lazy to change the OP, I’m going to restate my plan with the suggestions from spacekadt and scullyangel.

Buying a higher level package the second time around gets the E-Peens for all previous packages.

For example,

If i buy FoF3 the first time, I get its E-Peen. If i buy it a second time, I get the previous 3 E-Peens. This means I pay just a little more money ($10.02), but get more BP (23), and the same number of E-Peens.

The first time i bought FoF3, i just got the E-Peen for buying FoF3. (Otherwise no profit is made). By not giving it out the first time, I am enticed to buy it again. This means that I pay a little more, and get more BP. I got the same 4 E-Peens as long as I bought it twice (just once = just one E-Peen). FW made a profit from the extra money, and i got more BP. I got all 4 E-Peens, so I’m happy. FW made a profit, so it’s happy.

What do you all think about this newer idea?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

generichaxor Posted:

CZ and FW cost money to run. Also, I’m sure it costs money to let us do all the stuff that’s allowed with BP (lottery, pranks, alts, etc). All that stuff takes space and money somewhere. So there is a production cost of sorts.

Costs 0 dollars to make a new donation value you can purchase.

Anyways I doubt CZ hasn’t thought of everything in here plus much more, bye thread.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Johnny Mac Posted:

Costs 0 dollars to make a new donation value you can purchase.

Anyways I doubt CZ hasn’t thought of everything in here plus much more, bye thread.

ok

But giving the Peens the second time around maintains actual profits, keeps FW running longer, and gives us more BP. So everyone wins.

So now u ask “What about the people who bought the packages before this goes into effect (if it ever does)?”

So if u’ve bought an FoF once, nothing changes. If u’ve already bought it twice, then u get any remaining E-Peen from the previous packages. If u bought them all, then u sit back and smile that u saved money. Or frown that u got less BP. Ur choice.

ghax edited this message on 12/28/2008 4:05AM

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Johnny Mac Posted:

Costs 0 dollars to make a new donation value you can purchase.

Anyways I doubt CZ hasn’t thought of everything in here plus much more, bye thread.

generichaxor Posted:

ok

But giving the Peens the second time around maintains actual profits, keeps FW running longer, and gives us more BP. So everyone wins.

So now u ask “What about the people who bought the packages before this goes into effect (if it ever does)?”

So if u’ve bought an FoF once, nothing changes. If u’ve already bought it twice, then u get any remaining E-Peen from the previous packages. If u bought them all, then u sit back and smile that u saved money. Or frown that u got less BP. Ur choice.

CZ is doing it one way. If they don’t like this way, then I’ll just get posts about how I’m idiotic, and how this won’t happen.

If CZ notices this and likes the opportunity for more money, then they might adopt this.

Either way, it sounded like a good idea in my mind. Then, I got feedback to make it more realistic. Now I think it’s actually feasible.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

If it doesn’t happen, I’m not really affected. I’ll lose some BP in the long run, but I really won’t die over it.

Mainly, I just want to see how stupid / intelligent my idea is.

I’m probably not the first or last to devise an alternate BP scheme for FW.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

If u have a better plan, go ahead.

(besides the current one)

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Are you talking to yourself?

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

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was Posted:

Are you talking to yourself?

that u was a general u ;

as in “anyone who reads this post”

if u want a specific antecedent, u = Johnny Mac

also, i was too lazy to edit and make my 1 post really long

so i just kept using replies

ghax edited this message on 12/28/2008 4:37AM

DarkDespair5

Avatar: 77864 Thu Jun 04 08:28:46 -0400 2009

Level 56 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

bump

Aldo_Anything

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[Brainfreeze]

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male reproductive organMEISTER

DarkDespair5 Posted:

bump

why ?_?

Aldo_Anything edited this message on 01/15/2009 11:35PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Except then you’re screwing over the people who’ve already bought each individual package.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Shii Posted:

Except then you’re screwing over the people who’ve already bought each individual package.

if they’ve bought it twice, they get a nice present

free e-peens

if they bought it once, they get the e-peens when they buy it second time

if they never bought it yet, no problem

where’s the screwing over part?

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