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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

The Final Countdown – This player was the winner of Wylin’s ‘Last Post Wins 3BP’ contest

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Made these for friends a while back, going to try to relate them to game stuff.

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This Won’t Hurt a Bit… – This player played over ## bumhole cards in one round of domination.

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Loose Cannon – This player played over ## destruction cards in one round of domination.

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Female Dog Empathizer – This player has refined the art of ****ery by playing a card against every other person in their domination bracket.

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Never Ever AFK – This player is omnipresent. (Awarded after your “estimated hours played” reaches 50?)

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Serious Business – This player has completed 500? .moar files.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Great contest! We were thinking of doing something like this as well, with the only extra stipulation that it would be automatically rewarded (i.e., mods wouldn’t have to figure out whether you earned it).

You get the Forumwarz stamp of approval: Log in to see images!

fine upstanding member of societyWR

Avatar: 98769 Sat Dec 20 23:49:32 -0500 2008
2

[RAWRs]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

No Homo – This player has never utilized ANY of Bruce Bear’s services.

Too RAWR is never enough – This player is either a RAWR or a suspected iRAWR illegal alt.

nigRAWR edited this message on 12/31/2008 12:14AM

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Great contest! We were thinking of doing something like this as well, with the only extra stipulation that it would be automatically rewarded (i.e., mods wouldn’t have to figure out whether you earned it).

You get the Forumwarz stamp of approval: Log in to see images!

can u guys also add the ppl in our posts as story elements?

the E-Peen called “FeO” is obtained by helping out ChemNerd6021023, so he/she could be added to the story

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

B-B-Blowjob – This player used Bruce Bear’s shop at least 1000 times, with at least 5 in a 4-hour period.

hurpdederp

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Ppwned! – Purchase 100,000Log in to see images! worth of items in The Ppwn Shop

Simply FAAAAAAABULOUS – Purchase 100,000Log in to see images! worth of items in StunGlbumes® or Female Dominance

15 Bucks little man – Purchase 100,000Log in to see images! worth of items in Under The Bridge

Ben stein would be proud – Purchase 100,000Log in to see images! worth of items in Infectious Ink or The Puncture Juncture

A+ Customer – Purchase 100,000Log in to see images! worth of items in A&A Superior

Self-reference – Make 5 or more references to yourself in this thread

hurpdederp edited this message on 12/31/2008 12:26AM

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Daddy’s Little Girl – This player has successfully whored themsleves for BP.

Jesilynne

Avatar: 89835 Wed Dec 17 19:07:44 -0500 2008
13

[Island of Avalon]

Level 53 Camwhore

VedaPayne's Other Lezben Lova'

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moonerz

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

SuperGeek = This user has entered the same contest more than 5 times.

ShoopDaPeen= This user has used the “bigbarf” ( Log in to see images! ) smiley incessantly.

permaboob= This user is a permanoob and never changes his/her status as a permanoob.

Innerpeen= User is a woman on forumwarz.

DumbTrick= This user uses excessive amounts of smiley faces.

In****= This person continues to fail at INCIT.

RickRoll= This user is randomly selected to be Rick Roll’d by DrrtyCop.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

ARGH NO **** **** **** **** THIS GAME – Have a long streak (40+) reset thanks to pwning Saiyantology or Paranoid Panorama twice.

Zzyw

Avatar: Zzyw's Avatar
22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Nuthin but a G! thang – This player was the first to spoiler the spoiler forum.

Zzyw edited this message on 12/31/2008 7:25PM

Stevo182

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Flezzinaire!

This player has obtained and spent over a million Flezz!

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

Voices: This player replied to a tubmail he sent to himself.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Pertaining to ForumBuildr
(All are awarded once a week)
==============================
Public Enemy Number One
-This Players Enemy got the highest score in Forumbuildr

Average Joe
-Same requirement, only with Normal Replies

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
-Same with Angry Reply

Night of the Living Thread
-Same with Thread Title

Flawless Victory
-All submissions were accepted into the forum (Minimum 3?)

Ballot Stuffer
-This Player has cast at least 3,000 votes in ForumBuildr
=================================================
Related to Domination Scoops
-in one round, NOT spread over several weeks
-Unless otherwise stated the scoops must be acgreat timesulated without the aid of cards


Super Duper Scooper
-This player acgreat timesulated 600 scoops in Forumwarz Domination (Can use Cards for this)

Suicidal Maniac
-Acgreat timesulated 50 AntiFreeze scoops

Chocolate Reign
-Acgreat timesulated 80 Chocolate Scoops

One Hit Wonder*
-Acgreat timesulated 75(?) Lemon Sherbet Scoops
*(In order to get this many Lemon scoops in a week, you pretty much have to one hit almost every thread)

The Combo Platter
-Acgreat timesulated 150 Pistachio Scoops

I’m with the Klan
-Acgreat timesulated 300 Vanilla Scoops (thorugh Klan OR solo raids)

Solo Flight
-Acgreat timesulated 50(?) Vanilla Scoops without the aid of Klan Raids.

Bulls Eye
-Player has lost over 120 Scoops to Attacks
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Other Peens

Millionaire
-managed to get Log in to see images!1,000,000

Failed at Failing
-managed to Defeat Geronimo’s Boss Forum

Screw the Rules, I have Money!
-Player purchased Illegal Enhancements (Worth 0.01” )

Cherry Poppin’ Daddy
-Player was the first to pwn a forum upon its release
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Related to Alignment

Mr. Nice Guy
-Player Ended Episode 2 at least 50% Good

Bad to the Bone
-Player Ended Episode 2 at least 50% Evil

Two-Face
-Player completed Episode 2 staying Neutral the entire time.

Born-Again
-Player has gone from 20% Evil to 20%+ Good

Fallen Angel
-Player has gone from 20% Good to 20% Evil

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Ill probably think of some more or graphics for the existing, I’ll be sure to post them when I do.

Also, I have a load of combo Peens that are over 100. If it ever has to come to that give me a holler.
dobnits edited this message on 01/08/2009 2:20AM

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Glitch in the matrix – This player beat the game without using Haxlrose

BRO FIST – This player used Fap, Racial Tension, and ROIDS all at the same time, giving them a mbumive attack boost

Goddamnit Jesus – Player used Life after Death 3 times in 1 visit.

Amnishcidal Hacker – This player used the IPZ attack no fewer than 13 times in Amnish Gone Wilde

Please Anthropomorphise me! – This player pwned a level 20+ forum only with pictures of kitties and hamsters (Bash and drool also allowed for obvious reasons)

These boots were made for Walkin – This camwhore owns every pair of shoes on Forumwarz.

No Life Award – This player has been an active member of Forumwarz for at least 6 months.

Freud would be proud – Invest all of your upgrade points into Ego

Serious Shopper – Invest all of your upgrade points into Frugality

Unbreakable – Invest all of your upgrade points into Upkeep

Lucky Louie – Invest all of your upgrade points into Luck

Knight in Purple Armor – Invest all of your upgrade points into Defense

The best Defense is… – Invest all of your upgrade points into Offense

The Ba-Hum Bug – Get Denied haxlrose’s services on Christmas Day

I hate Elves! – Have a character that is on Jalapeno Bootyhole’s Enemies list (Fake bum tricks never looked so good Log in to see images!

hurpdederp

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Nothing Good On TV – Win a round of INCIT with just “Title – Motivational text”

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

King of Patience – The user was willing to wait forever to play episode 2

(The user bought episode 2 without buying a single Brownie Point. He got them all by contests)

Lame Humor – The user sucks at forumbuildr

(the user has gotten at least 50 of his submissions to -5 at forumbuildr)

Ninja Dragon edited this message on 01/07/2009 8:50AM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

moonerz Posted:

RickRoll= This user is randomly selected to be Rick Roll’d by DrrtyCop.

Aha, make this like the I’m Gay! peen where drrtycop tubmails you a peen and a link to a rickroll.

Also,

My male reproductive organ! My male reproductive organ! My male reproductive organ is on fire! – This player gained over 1-3 inches in 1 day.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 01/07/2009 8:57AM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

OMG Peen: this player posted his RL male reproductive organ in order to get a virtual one Log in to see images!

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