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Girls Suggest what i should put in my microwave

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

got a new one for christmas so the old one has to go to science (aka die)

so far my ideas:

– glue

– firecrackers

– roman candles

– bumon cell batteries

– AA batteries

– maybe a motherboard (leave the door open a bit so it can be plugged in while irradiated. could be fun, i dunno)


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Manicken

Avatar: 100716 Wed Dec 24 12:52:54 -0500 2008

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

YOUR male reproductive organ

Manicken

Avatar: 100716 Wed Dec 24 12:52:54 -0500 2008

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Manicken Posted:

YOUR male reproductive organ

I LIKE THIS GUY.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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your coil gun


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

Cinnamon.

A smaller microwave.

A cugreat timesber wrapped in kitchen foil.

Seven vibrators.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Nicco Posted:

your coil gun

i dont think something special will happen but DO IT ANYWAY


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

YOUR BALLS SO YOU GO STERILE AND NOT BREED, THEREBY SAVING THE PLANET FROM BAD GENETICS


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Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Bleach in a tin cup, with brake fluid in a plastic cup next to it. Do it outside.


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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

A gremlin

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

or the severed head of a zombie

Manicken

Avatar: 100716 Wed Dec 24 12:52:54 -0500 2008

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Action Figures

CDs

An active Bee Hive

A Bag of Marshmallows

A broken up ceiling fan

this stuff: http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/

or this stuff: http://www.eskimo.com/~billb/weird/microexp.html

Abominable P-
oppy

Avatar: Server Hacker
2

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Eggs, they explode when you tap them after you nook them.

Its fairly interesting.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

A spider.

Take it out before it dies, and make it bite you.

Take up a life of crime-fighting.

???

PROFIT!


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ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

in agreement with the Weird Al song,

u should put ur cat in ur microwave


My contest is active once again. Send anonymoushaxor a friend request.

Post here to get a chance at a large amount of BP.

Give me Internets

Tootz

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BauhausGirl, Quinn The Eskimo

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS, YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP IN THAT ****, fine upstanding member of society. THE COLORED ONES, NOT THOSE fabulous personGY LITTLE WHITE ****ES. DO IT; YOU’LL BE GLAD YOU TOOK ADVICE FROM FINGERZ

Fingerz edited this message on 12/26/2008 4:11PM

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ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

bacon with anything mentioned above

so the mess will smell delicious


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Lonelight

Avatar: 60603 Wed Nov 19 19:33:19 -0500 2008
2

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”


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the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Can you get your hands on a infant?


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Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

do a **** Log in to see images!

pick up with tissue

put in microwave

top the **** off with some nice metal objects

film it

eat the remains

meatal object could be anything

maby a coat hanger


҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

Join And Win +12 internetz and a free cookie tub me for invite

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

the Remainder Posted:

Can you get your hands on a infant?

Preferably, Superman as an infant?

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