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Goatse.cx How to properly troll someone.

HKS

Avatar: 57101 Fri Feb 13 21:45:57 -0500 2009
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 55 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

When you ‘pwn’ a thread, you get that successful feel of being a douchebag. That is the power of being a troll. You have the power of laughing off pain from many users and such. But being a troll to real users has it’s toll. It’s called troll’s remorse, but it’s not quite a bad thing, as long as you can **** off someone, and laugh your pains away. When you successfully troll someone, you can watch the person shamble into complete isolation, or watch them trying to comeback with something. The perfect case would be http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/emo-boy I managed to change his profile pic with a help of a buddy, and some bp were spent. Worth the effort, but knowing this kid. Not being able to afford a good picture leaves him with that logo. Log in to see images!

HKS was banned for this post by Evil Trout

HKS edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

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Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Do trolls need to advertise how they trolled someone? If you have to tell people you did it, it’s not good trolling.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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doug05257

Avatar: 3798 Mon Oct 20 19:57:21 -0400 2008
10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 34 Troll

WILL YIFF FOR VANILLA SCOOPS!

So basically what you’re saying is to become a douche like yourself and you’ll have no problem trolling? Good advice and nice discovery.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

HKS

Avatar: 57101 Fri Feb 13 21:45:57 -0500 2009
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 55 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

doug05257 Posted:

So basically what you’re saying is to become a douche like yourself and you’ll have no problem trolling? Good advice and nice discovery.

Not quite, my lad. I’m saying is becoming a douche is not the hard part, the reality, it’s all not real. Right?


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Avatars cannot have shock or nudity in them.

Read the blurb next time so you don’t look a moron and get banned when you ‘troll’ someone.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

i remember all the aol chatrooms i got booted from for “trolling”, at a time when i had no idea what that meant(still kinda in the dark)


the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Avatars cannot have shock or nudity in them.

Read the blurb next time so you don’t look a moron and get banned when you ‘troll’ someone.

So are you guys going to change it?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

changing the rule would be less work.


TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

the Remainder Posted:

So are you guys going to change it?

the guy was given BP to change it to something he wants

if it’s not changed in like a day one of us will change it for him

that’s usually what we do in this situation


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

heres an idea.

rather than change it, he should use the bp to put an obscene avi on someone else, then they recieve bp to change it and repeat step one… endlessly.


TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Oh god I sincerely hope that doesn’t happen.

Luckily pranking with a shock/naked avatar gets you a ban.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

HKS IS BANNED NAO?


TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hurp


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Poetic justice. Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Fran Posted:

Poetic justice. Log in to see images!

hey there emo-boy

i made your avi goatse

user has been banned


Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

LOL good thrade would read again.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY Posted:

heres an idea.

rather than change it, he should use the bp to put an obscene avi on someone else, then they recieve bp to change it and repeat step one… endlessly.

I am willing to be a part in this.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

The Wandering Hypocrite Posted:

I am willing to be a part in this.

why you always grindan my gears


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Because it is a good idea.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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