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Fun Santa's Raffle?

encryption

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Seriously, why would he need a raffle to raise  

Couldn’t he be a little corrupt and use substandard materials or cheaper labor and save up   that way?

On a more serious note, this better not be a flezz stealing scam. This better not, or else I’m reporting it to the SEC, although I doubt they will do anything, because they are worthless like that.

To qualify this as a serious discussion, when are the winners drawn?

Merry Christmas, whether you want it or not,

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greggcarson

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“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Santa give out free gifts, he proably doesn’t sell them for profit because he has found some loop hole where knock offs are ok so long as they are not sold for cash. I bumume santa operates much like a non profit organisation seeing as he is a charity.

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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

encryption Posted:

To qualify this as a serious discussion, when are the winners drawn?

Sometime after xmas when ET gets a chance.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Of course its a Flezz Sink.

encryption

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

greggcarson Posted:

Santa give out free gifts, he proably doesn’t sell them for profit because he has found some loop hole where knock offs are ok so long as they are not sold for cash. I bumume santa operates much like a non profit organisation seeing as he is a charity.

Yea but he could just give himself a “promotion”

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

thats the point of the turkey as well

encryption

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generichaxor Posted:

thats the point of the turkey as well

!! Santa is into turkey smuggling as well?

greggcarson

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Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

encryption Posted:

Yea but he could just give himself a “promotion”

Ah but then there is tax to be calculated on that plus the inland revenue(or the IRS etc.) don’t look fondly on non profit organisations paying huge salaries, in fact I think there is a pile of legal stuff to do with that.

greggcarson

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Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

generichaxor Posted:

thats the point of the turkey as well

Because people eat it at Christmas, just the ****ing Americans can’t wait so they eat it early at their thanksgiving.

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Canadians eat it earlier in October.

encryption

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

greggcarson Posted:

Ah but then there is tax to be calculated on that plus the inland revenue(or the IRS etc.) don’t look fondly on non profit organisations paying huge salaries, in fact I think there is a pile of legal stuff to do with that.

I thought Santa was an anarchist? Log in to see images! encryption edited this message on 12/25/2008 1:51PM

EnderWiggin

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 59 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

encryption Posted:

I thought Santa was an anarchist? Log in to see images!

Anarchist?

Why would you think that?

EnderWiggin edited this message on 12/25/2008 2:26PM

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EnderWiggin Posted:

Anarchist?

Why would you think that?

Since when was there a government at the north pole?

EnderWiggin

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 59 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

encryption Posted:

Since when was there a government at the north pole?

Wouldn’t that mean that it’d be like… an hierarchy? Or dictatorship?

He’s the bossman around there.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

encryption Posted:

Seriously, why would he need a raffle to raise  

Isn’t this explained in the STalk conversation you have with him? He needs   in order to cure his priapism, which is something he can’t do with the materials at the north pole, nor does the north pole economy offer him the opportunity to raise the   necessary if he did decide to cut corners. I mean, who pays Santa?

Plus, asking for narrative justification for something the developers want to do is generally odd and unproductive.

encryption

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Isn’t this explained in the STalk conversation you have with him? He needs   in order to cure his priapism, which is something he can’t do with the materials at the north pole, nor does the north pole economy offer him the opportunity to raise the   necessary if he did decide to cut corners. I mean, who pays Santa?

Plus, asking for narrative justification for something the developers want to do is generally odd and unproductive.

tell me where all the toys come from if he doesn’t have a cr*pload of financing?

Odd and Unproductive? Welcome to forumwarz.

encryption

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

EnderWiggin Posted:

Wouldn’t that mean that it’d be like… an hierarchy? Or dictatorship?

He’s the bossman around there.

governing elves doesn’t count, as they are easily brainwashed and don’t need governing

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

It better not mean ****. I spent 2 million flezz on raffle tickets, which also happens to be all the flezz I have.

D:

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

encryption Posted:

tell me where all the toys come from if he doesn’t have a cr*pload of financing?

Odd and Unproductive? Welcome to forumwarz.

Didn’t he say that he had a magical toy factory?

greggcarson Posted:

Because people eat it at Christmas, just the ****ing Americans can’t wait so they eat it early at their thanksgiving.

I thought Goose was traditional Christmas bird. I must go check my male reproductive organens now.

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