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Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

If you know how this goes, great. If not, GTFO (lol, j/k. Should be obvious after a few posts how it works)

Spawned by this one, which happened to me just recently:

You hear a squeak that sounds vaguely like the turret beeping and your first thought is “****, where’re my grenades?!”

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
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Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

...you put the entire soundtrack from the Orange Box on your MP3 player.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

When you search eBay everyday for a full-size model of the HEV suit

Largehardonc-
ollider

Avatar: 99411 Thu Dec 25 13:38:10 -0500 2008

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Starfang_42 Posted:

You hear a squeak that sounds vaguely like the turret beeping and your first thought is “****, where’re my grenades?!”

I acshully think, Fran Vance toss me teh gravty gun!

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